Show Something e in For Everyone By BERT BER- LUCKY LUCI Y BOYACK Love and marriage are arc peculiar intangibles The married married mar mar- ried and the unmarried yearn for the p peace ce and comfort of marriage One believes love is 15 unrequited unperturbed The other ather says That aint sint love ove th that's s 's sleep pt Hum Human nature is involved with all its ramifications confusion frustrations One married man says he hes he's s never been out smarted by a woman That's ridiculous he hes he's s married isn't he When one falls from love or marriage they tall fall I from grace One great patriarch sai said many times times We have marriage and death all wrong in this life For we should weep at weddings and be happy in death The only happy ending we find is not in life but inthe in inthe the fable of Cinderella Even there what if Cinderella had had warts on her toes from stepping on a toad the day before Wo Would ld the glass slipper still fit Happy ending Well maybe maybe Love and marriage Love and marriage y T J v ti 1 You cant can't have one Y ft or even another Completely together Entirely without the other We didn't even mention the baby carriage SAVED One rich young man was was overheard saying That svelte blonde I was going with sure saved me a lot of money She married someone else SMART SUE Im happy because Im I'm content with what I have not with what I should have SAITH SAINT Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction ON HIS WAY When a man proposes on his knees I IFor His job is not nearly complete For when a gal accepts him and says yes Hell He'll work years to get back on his feet a. a WRONG GAME There was a lad named Willie Ta who loved laved a lass called Annie He asked if she would be his but said His love for was very he told her it was hard to and begged to know at once his but but said Then for a time he grew but soon he hehe hehe hehe he hit a faster ga and for another went Now can CHAPERONE Some men just dont don't grow up it seems They're immature 4 you see And why is it they c. c y 50 always seem f I To wind up dating i d me Take Jack we we had a fit movie date J And sat behind a post I dont don't mind sharing popcorn but butHis butHis butHis His mother got the most CINDERELLA OF TOD TODAY Y WOULD SAY Things haven't been the same sam since we first met In the beginning begin ning my husband was very helping me with my shoes on and other things like that Now he wont won't even take me meto meto meto to the Discotheque for dancing and Im I'm getting the hee-haw hee from my stepmother and stepsisters How can I win him back LAST WORD Love in marriage should be the accomplishment accomplishment of a beautiful dream and not as it too often is the end Alphonse Karr Karl |