| Show SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE By y BERT LUCKY BOYACK V V VV APRIL Cool April air spreads her luscious tresses' tresses In verdantly growing evergreen Birds sing and sap surges forth in the trees Like a youth fancy free Who's thoughts blissfully brings signs of spring Many a man has fallen in love with Venus DeMillo DeMilIo It Itis Itis Itis is not because she is so pretty or a beauty but because she is not all there In a bitter flair one friend said to another My kid is ismore ismore ismore more secure than your kid and my father is more in insecure insecure insecure in- in secure than your father Fathers take note There is a new insurance policy for college students which will cover educational costs eg e.g. clothes torn in protest rallies daily dally hospitalization after a L LSD S D gathering and psychiatric fees Current nomenclature being used on American college campuses Homecoming the return of the college presidents president's residence return the Alma mater that's when the students college presidents president's mother Dont you like Babies Yeah Id I'd love a little girl born about nineteen years ago r Reading Between The Lines LinesA A girl on a cruise was aboard a ship which wrecked in a storm She and a sailor were the only two to be washed up on a deserted island where they were stranded for three months before rescue Upon arrival home a newsreel newsreel newsreel news- news reel photo was made and a reporter asked the sailor to tellas tell tellas tellas as briefly as possible about their adventure There really wasn't much to it it said the sailor it all boils down to this this girl and I were washed up on the deserted island and three months later this woman and andI I were rescued If there comes a time when our country is over run with cats it would be a In the garden of Eden Adam asked Do you love me Eve said Who else II Way Half a Way Ir-Way Entering a hotel a man ordered Give me a room and bath To which the proprietor replied I can and will give you a room but I refuse to give you a bath How much do I owe you for curing my deafness Ten dollars Did you say twenty dollars No Thirty dollars Panhandler Will you give me for a cup of coffee Gentlemen Three hundred dollars for a cup of coffee Panhandler Yes I want to go to Brazil 1 like it fresh Signs of the Times At the liquor store Be like Davey Crockett Kill a Beer At the jewelry store This is the Place to Get Your Bunny a Carat At the village Bar Open 24 Hours Daily until 4 am a.m. At the reducing salon Let Us Help You Win the Losing Game Newsboy Extra extra Read all bout it two men swindled swin swindled swin- swin died Customer Give me one say there isn't anything about two men being swindled Newsboy Extra extra three men swindled Never trust a 1 women who tells her real age A womanlike womanlike woman womanlike like that would tell one anything They Tell Their Age Gloria Swanson actress is 72 Jack Dempsey champion boxer is 73 in June Edward Everett Horton great character actor will soon be 84 and his mother lived to be Feel better now LAST WORD Look to this day t For it is life the very life of life In its brief course lie all the verities and realities of your existence |
