Show BRAVE TALK T ALI B By DAN f The big boss Homecoming a cs are finally getting underway this week at 1 High M Take for fOI example ample the I br g boss Homecoming I b bh which winch was comprised of S students that came from the j i present the past and even e rom Irani from the past participle It was wasa a 3 er very nostalgic and memorable memorable memorable able time except that it was I find tind of hard remembering the called alumni who ho youve you've I river ever seen before I NEXT EXT ON 0 TilE THE agenda comes tt to we e big boss Homecoming Pa- Pa j 10 de that will roll oll along Main Street greet in m Bountiful at approximately alel 5 p m. m Tom Tomorrow the I boss Homecoming Dance f ill I be held at pm p.m. In Indie Ini Ina a i die Back of Our Minds linds will be beE E P Pi presented resented for fOI both past and andi i i- i present students and will cost l for each two- two c only ody 0 pennies r Mme J 1 l Now XO you may be wondering i 1 about why everything during t i b bi- bi pig boss Homecoming Week is bIg boss That question I 1 can ran only be settled on the battie batI bat- bat I I de tie grounds in the back of the I school tool Friday night when the I big tig boss Bountiful Braves fight j j i to 10 stay the big boss as they j bee ce off against b the shy and timid West High Panthers Panthers' is t that amazing I In the debate classes at Boun- Boun Boun- Boun Bountiful High School under the direction direction di- di I of Kim Burningham i I Li debaters that's what you call people that take worms off loots are studying different 1 apes of logic that seems logical logical log log- ical During one of the lee lee- tees es Mr lr Burningham handed i fit l following the logic question fes a goes something like this I II j I TWO CYCLISTS begin to pedal ped ped- i al a ow toward vad r each other at the the same moment They are 30 miles apart and their rates are equal to 15 miles per hour Simultaneously Simultaneously Si- Si Si 1 I a fly takes off I from As A's handlebar to Bs B's handlebar han- han hanI I debar and back to As A's in an I eer ever decreasing round trip The They flys fly's rate is 40 m miles les an hour with th no allowance for stops andI and I starts When the cyclists meet the working hard-working fly is crushed I between the handlebars How far has the fly flown I If youre you're a logical person you youcan youcan youcan can use your good logic to come I up with the logical answer to I this logical question But if you I are illogical and dont don't try to toI I use illogic to answer the question question question ques ques- tion illogically that just isn't logical Huh Last week was christened Lick Em Week for the Braves from Bountiful It was supposedly centered about the two football games that were played that week by the Braves' Braves football squad On Tuesday the Pep Club handed out little red and gray pocket liners for lack lac of a better name to the to get them in the Q g g gL t L mood for the game the ther r ves would play at Highland HOWEVER THE Rams from Ighland lucked out and barely edged by Bountiful with the score of 33 On Thursday of last week the Pep Club undaunted undaunted undaunted un un- daunted and unconcerned about the loss handed out lick em stickers and on the next day they handed out suckers It was on that next day that the Braves played the Olympus I Titans on their own field in the midst of a sudden attack of I cold arctic winds that swarmed throughout the stadium The score for this game was 7 0 you guess the winner So ended ended ended end end- ed a successful idea by the Pep Club with a somewhat successful successful success success- ful fut week Right Right Another big deal that just happened concerns the choosing choosing choosing choos choos- i ing of this years year's three-act three plaY pla J play chosen l. l e is Hairy ey which was written by Mary 1 Chase This play also appeared as a movie starring James Stewart and as a play starring Art Carney THE TilE PLAY centers around I one El Elwood wood P. P Dowd who j i has a very special pet pct named Harvey which he claims is a six-foot six rabbit with supernatural al powers such as stopping clocks actually that's not hard hardat at all my all my clock has been stopped for the last five years and all I did was hit it with a aI I pillow pillow Big Big Deal Deal l. Actually in reality this rabbit isn't in I reality at all He is just someI something something some some- thing conjured out of the mind I of Elwood P P. P Dowd that is if he has a mind The director of the play this I year is a new teacher by the name of Rhetta Stan Standing ing who is also a past student of Boun Boon Bountiful Bountiful High School I Little Things that I think should be mentioned A week ago from last Wednesday a day was set aside to celebrate the birthday of one I of the schools school's vice presidents and and also first string quarterback for the football i team Scott Parkinson The day 1 was called SP Da Day Yeah i Three cheers for the senI seniors seniors sen sen- who under the direction I of Tom Brown Dave Erickson and Rob Keddington provide food for the starving masses at atthe atthe atthe I the football games Two cheers for the juniors I who sell pickles on Thursdays I One cheer for two organizations organizations organizations that have just begun at Bountiful High Namely the Teen-Age Teen Republicans TAR and the Forum for Democratic Responsibility Brave Thought Did you know that the Wasatch Wasatch Wa Wa- satch Fault has slipped 60 feet sometime in the past years This was probably the worlds world's I worst earthquake This same thing could also happen today So if all you people are killed because P off of an earthquake earthquake- dont don't dont blame me its me-it's its it's your own fault So so long from Brave Talk until Priscilla comes floating by your our window and tells you how to make your hands look young again put your fingers in your mouth |