Show W V Vi h i Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK 1 a I r I God and the doctor we alike adore I I But onlY when in danger n not t before beCore I At t The danger oer o'er both are alike 11 t I God is forgotten and the Doctor slighted s. s John Owen r t f This weeks e ks column column is especially written about doctors b i and medicine respectively devoted to Dr Dewey McKay and andr 1 wife Lorraine a and d an-d d to all aH other other doctors doctor and ad their r his wives Vives f t tho rho d do display devotion to th their lr husband In in the practice of oft t k medicine I i iOne 5 One question to all doctors Why is the prescription written r f. f r- r ro o that bat it can cant can't t be read and forth-coming forth bill is so plain that r. r lone yone can understand a you oU shouldn't misunderstand tand any doctor when he says 1 hes he's trea treating ing you and g gives es you a prescription proscription for something some some- stir you OU up you you'll 11 find out thing to why when you receive bill f lie t t 4 t i Sandy Adamson knew ew ho how v to o stretch his medical benefits JI I On his check up visit to hl his doctor he he carried with him a rj 1 goodly amount of liquid specimen which the doctor examined 1 in his laboratory Everything's fine announced the doctor r I- I find a thing wrong with your specimen r rs iVo fiNo sugar No Albumen asked Sandy L None replied the doctor youre OK l Sandy grinned ran home and soon was talking to his wife Good news dear Neither you or I or the kids or even t Uncle Gerdy have a thing the matter with us I. I J i You told me how much better I was when I saw you a I month ago said a patient to his doctor Now tell me all i or Im I'm getting a awfully y d discouraged raged f Young man said the doctor you owe your remarkable re recovery overy to your wife's tender care f fj j Its It's kind of you to tell me Doc Doe Ill I'll make out the check lomy tomy wife 0 1 When hen I want an hour of uninterrupted privacy in the hosp hospital tal T ring for the n nurse Dorothy orothy Parker A local young man went to his family physician for a aph's phs ph's physical cal examination The doctor inquired Have you been living Jiving a normal life Young Man Yes I have Doctor Well you will have to cut it out for the next while A University of Utah Hospital doctor says he transplants cattle arteries into humans The patients not only feel great peat but find that for the first time they really enjoy T TA f I I A frantic mother rushed into the doctors office dragging a year four old boy by the hand Doctor she panted is this tos child capable of performing an appendectomy Why my dear lady answered the doctor dont silly Of course not See screamed the mother Now you march right out if f here and put it back I w nt t if hr is A s j J i 4 Just as he was ready for the tapping of the rubber hammer i i he be saw spots before his eyes I 1 It UIt was 15 a case the doctor said of dotting his eyes li i while crossing his knees I t Gently massaging the trick knee of oC his curvaceous young i i patient the doctor inquired a joint like this doing 1 in a nice girl like you My wife ife received a II well get card from her sister that said I asked your doctor if youre you're going to get well soon a I and he said yes es and charged me 5 So hurry up and do doAn doit it r An energetic doctor 60 years old when being questioned about his family said Lets see we have two boys and two t o girls Is the new baby a boy or a girl the interviewer interviewer interviewer in in- asked The doctor a bit frustrated answered I dont don't know we will have to wait and see A doctor trying to be of help to a patient in the role of Ma a dentist and optometrist You have bad eyes due to bad teeth which will have to come out The patient took out put his false teeth handed them to the Dr and jast just a little bit said there angrily Okay so are my teeth Now how about my eyes There are s so many transplants of vital organs these days that a patient when asked How is the transplanted orIan organ or- or 8 Ian gan He lie may just reply Who cares it isn't mine |