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Show Telephone Types Who Deserve No Quarter ', Tlie type l ays opens up with lenxthy e.n.iylMS of tho weutlier-the weutlier-the type who lit forever repeating. "Whin's Unit?" the type who always gets rut olT-tl.e type who speaks a language tlmt reneiubles coniblna tlon of Eskimo and Norwegian Hi" type who alwuys culls the wrong numberthe num-berthe typo who luvarlabljr gets a busy wire the tyi who Jollies the operator the type who curses the operator op-erator the type who alwuys hue to borrow a nickel the type who wrath fully bungs the Instrument on the floor the type who makes believe that he U the butler the type who, to the ae compunlinerit of a clashing Jus bund, announces to his spouse that he Is be Ing detained at the office th type who merely reen!s the word "yes" throughout the conersutlon the type who. Just around the corner, stuffs a bnndkerchlef In the mouthpiece and I pretends that lie Is .hundreds of mlle away ... - the type who culls up at three o'clock in the morning to re port that he h been arrested the type who stations himself In a booth fi.r one solid hour the type who be k'lns the conversation with "Guess who this Is" the type who speulis In a low whisper . . . the type who. In the middle of the conversation sud denly says, "Good by" the type who never says "Good by." Kalisus City Times. |