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Show HOT DOGSI j For over hnlf an hour a iiunll boy had hwfl persistently whistling out'' file (lie butcher's simp. Finally thai huf clter mil I (I siiinrt li no longer Ha rushed out into lie afreet ! "Slop imiklRK Unit confounded noise, jrou little wrclch!" be shouted. "I've Itisl me dog." Bulit the hoy. "Well, do you think I've cot your dg, then?" j "I fliiiiiio." muttered the hoy. 'But every time I whistle those sausai!'"! of yours move." i ICEBERG. OF COURSE p aanasn iiiiew n -Whui kind of a berg Is the capital of Iceland?" "Ad Icehurg. I'd say." Poetie Pus i Adam never would ot el That 'here little apple on a bet tf thli little rlh and he Hadn't ahared the self-aame tree. Judge. A Truthful Kid "What Is your iiiuiiiiua doing these duysj" asked the friend of little Bobble. Bob-ble. "She Isn't doing what she Is, but la trying awfully hard," replied the kid. "And what is that?" smiled tbe friend. "ltedurlng." said the kid. Preferred Prompt Pay 1 - The Aheriloiiiiin pulled a brother Scot from the water Just before be went down for the third time. "I'll remember ye in ma wull for this." exeliilnieil the rescued one. "But. mon." said the other, "would ye no prefer to cut me off wl a sbul-lln' sbul-lln' uoof v Hurray I Brown What's he smiling so much about these days; stocks go up? fireen Nope. Solved the high cost of living. Wrote to a thousand tailors for samples for a blue suit and got enough patches to make a suit Might Do Mrs, A. (at flsli counter) Oh, dear, I don't know I I'd like some fish for dinner, but my husband wants fowl. Clerk Why not compromise on a chicken lobster, madam? FREEDOM'S CALL Bird I get pieinj lu eul ami itrlnk and am well taken care of. but ot how I envy thai fellow outside I Question "If all the world were apple pie Thus runs an snclent wheeze. What If it wer, ask, would I Kate a hunk of cheese? What Condemned It? Miss Anne 'I'enk I d like to see the huge plcliiresiiie ruff ot the Sixteenth century revived. Miss t'nrn t'oolngton I wouldn't They'd be horribly inconvenient for engaged couples tt wear. Guarding Her Health Her Mother I should think you'd he frightfully cold In tint low-rut wnfsl. . Funny Pllpiie Why. no. Dont you see I'm wearing my wlntei heads? ' Good Reason for ll Innocent .U.vsiuiuler What's all the excitement nhout? Geel Some crowd Is gathering. t'opper-Oh. only a doctor fainted He met one of his putlents on the street and the patient, paid his bilL Served It Purpose - The Asslsiiiiii I see you sold that new I'll r I. model suit. I didn't think It ao awfully fetching The Modiste I think It was. It fetched $:i7. Th Straight and Narrow "Honesty Is ihe hest policy and Its own reward." "Why do you think like that?" "You know that dog I stole. I tried in vain to sell It for $1(1 and at Inst 'ook il hack to Its owner, who gave me !-.r reward." Smart Boy "Why Teddy! ifou're teaching Hie parrot naughty words.' "No. mother. I'm telling Tolly about tbe words he mustn't say." |