| Show IJ IJ i 11 1 Something For Everyone e eBy I By BERT I HOYACK BOYACK Teenagers In Canada are a new game They throw eTing Efing gum on the streets and how many sports cars they pa catch Wayne I I I i poignant story about a boy and andrs rs gs dog as told by Charles A A. A The dog pushed open ie e screen door ot of the cafe and id It while hIs young master dered then guided him to a stool and lay down at his M. M t. t The sympathetic customErs custom custom- irs Ers were Viere astonished when the man picked up the morn morn- fig g paper and said to the man manIt manart art It to him The news looks I totter ter today doesn't it l his neighbors neighbor's the young man ex- ex ed I used to be blind and led me around this town for b- lIve fire years After I d my sight I tried not using o c but he wouldn't eat and d like he was going to die Sa Im I'm weaning hi him m a way away from Old job gradually Iye Ive got gothe he point where h s 's COI 10 o just brIng me in here for corning coming coffee coHee Guess you rItt say Im I'm leading Prince rc d now ft I I mart Sue The gal who is but dumb is usually I lar U because most men dont don't I It t nd if the attic Is empty as asas as the rest of the building cely furnished I i Visitor Will these stairs e me to the third floor loor I No you'll have climb them te yourself ore Due Ote little girl who Is an avid I. I watcher asked her father as Gas leaving for work Will VIll I goa bring home some bad dh k I i I NO SENSE It was designing all those new t yrs rs Theres There's a real art to toting j ting Ong things just enough so soe at the e new model doesn't look liar IU but your last years year's loiel l does Judging from I t divorce orce rate a lot ot of love love- s these days is strictly Are you more now but a I eSs s Then b by all means quit king brig Sometimes mes rece re- re ce comes from unlikely l ers Stier such as having a r o ot f fallout L. L shelters offer 1 0 rears ears to pay You ou tell an angry woman to lower olce f if you want to broth broth- t tl av but La mLa Lae Its It's like turning up the lale m n e on a radio Local Locala a a device that makes moun- moun out f I I period In which i dren begin to question the an- an anI I Temperamental easy glum easy glow By strIct discipline you can train traina a child to do almost anything except run into your arms when I you come into the house Anybody who believes that old saw about where theres there's smoke theres there's fire just hasn't tried to I start a tire in the late late- ly Adolescence Is that stage In life Ufe when a girl begins to powder and a boy begins to puff A year five survey survey reveals that 9 ot of the people think breakfast Is no time for r. r jokes That's true most of us have trouble enough getting a focus on ui the cereal box premIum premium prem- prem Ium offers A certain young man ot of great I gumption Among cannibals had the presumption pre pre- I To but go alack He never came back They say a case of consumption piT PHIL L PETE PET E EThere's Theres There's an old cliche about getting out in front stay out In front I had a cousin like that He was the first one to be shot at Bull Run You Knew it All the While Our state ot of utah's largest county is San Juan with square miles Tooele County is next with square miles and Millard consecutively Joan They say theres there's no fool like an old fool Jane Then why are some girls always looking for one Martha had left her husband who was getting lonesome for tor her He phoned her at her sisters sisters sis sis- I s that you Just then lightning hit the house and threw him in a corner He picked himself up and said That aloud That was Marthy alright LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK There Is neither time nor strength for self For the rest live dangerously Take things as they come Dread naught All will be well Winston Churchill |
