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Show That beauty , is only skin deep: and many people need peeling. DID YOU KNOW? That during the past week many took the tip, and "shopped early." That the earlier you do yor.r shopping, shop-ping, the better your choice for the more pleasing gifts will be. That we went to press one day early this week on account of Thanksgiving, Thanks-giving, but what failed to get into print this week will receive due attention at-tention with the ptxt issue. That the auburn haired boys wanted to know who we were referring to ; when we mentioned the auburn haired boys of the camp. That we would like to know what becomes of all the nerves the dentists den-tists kill. That many a man has the eyesight of a hawk, and the vision of a clam. That early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. ' s That Mary had a little lamb, but we'd never know it if she had not advertised. ad-vertised. That a man's a man for a' that, but lots of them are not even that. That a hen is the only living critter i That if you are right, you can afford to keep, your temper. If you are in the wrong, you cannot afford to lose it. That it's a cinch the lions didn't eat That when the Gemmcll Memorial Club puts on a smoker it does more than smoke, it sizzles. That some of the boys of the camp promised her they would quit smoking smok-ing ,and as far as she knows, they have. That when she wants him to quit smoking, she 'does it more to show him she can d4t than because she don't like the smell of smoke. That some of the girls who don't like the smell of smoke, prefer fellows with money to burn, i That shicks may tome and shieks may go, but Bingham Canyon has one shiek who will remain forever. That some of tho.it; Chinese 'generals "Ain't gonna rein no mo'." That a blanket peddler (he didn't know of our lov for peddlers) told us that business was very quiet with him, and we murmured Hallelujah. . i v , That this town can and will survive without the aid ff the peddler who visits the camp on pay days. That the women of the camp are beginning be-ginning to realize; the folly of spending spend-ing their money for shoddy merchandise, mer-chandise, j That a certain wojnan bought some that can set still and produce dividends. divi-dends. That everything comes to him who waits but, here is one that's slicker; slick-er; the man who goes after what he wants, gets it a darn sight quicker. Daniel, he was all backbone. That only the mints can make money without advertising. 1 That some people are so afraid they will go to hell when they die, that they make a hell on earth, while they live. That no matter how lonely you feel, Crusoe was worse. He had only Friday for company, You have the whole week. That the love you give away is the love you keep. That I have been in business for some time: I started at the bottom; 1 am rapidly climbing; I am above many, below some others. I have been cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked about, lied about, and lied against, browbeaten, sued, whipsawed, stood up and knocked down.' The only reason I am in business NOW is to . see what the H is going to happen hap-pen next. , That what you want to keep out of a newspaper is news. What you want to get into newspaper is an advertisement. That if you are a live wire, you won't be stepped on. classy wool hoe from a peddler, and when they arrived she discovered discover-ed they had holjs in them.,. That she is looking for the peddler, but in all probability he will rot return, re-turn, as she wsn't the only one ' who bought inferior hose, at a high price. I That if you do nit advertise in the Press-Bulletin np one will know how good your merchandise really is. That the successful merchant lets the world know of his bargains, and makes a loud miise telling it. That even a hen knows enough to do that much. That grandma came home the other day with her hair bobbed and scared scar-ed daughter, grand-daughter and great-grand-daughter. That we would like to know what the country is coming to if they keep on robbing the .mails and bobbing the females. j That now that the election is over it's about time to get up another scare about war with Japan. The reading read-ing public must be served. That he that blowcth not his own horn, for him shall no horn be blown, |