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Show THE PRINTER "PIED" THE WEDDING. The country editor has trials of various kinds of his own and some have worse troubles than others An Arkansas man had written an ar-tlclo ar-tlclo about a wedding that had occurred oc-curred in bis town aud gave it to a printer to be set In type. The prinnt-er prinnt-er had been indulging to a limited extent in hydrant water; be got tho wedding articlo mixed up with a public pub-lic sale notice and tho whole thing appeared like this: PUBLIC SALE William Joues. the only son of Mr. and Mrs. Josiab Jones, was disposed of at public auction, auc-tion, Miss Lucy Anderson on my farm one mile east of Leonardvilloe, in tho presence .f seventy guests. Including tho following, to-wit Seven mules, twelve head of cattle. Rev. Jackraan tied the nuptial knot, averaging 1.-250 1.-250 pounds on the hoof. Tho beautiful home of the brdc was tastefully decorated with a BUckhawk corn planter, one sulky hay rake, one feed grinder, one set of "double harness nearly uew. and just before tho ceremony was pro-nounced pro-nounced Mendelssohn's wedding was given by one milk tow. five years old; one Jersey cow to be fresh in April canylns a large bunch of flowers flow-ers in her hand and looking charming charm-ing In a wedding gown made of white spring wagon, six shocks of corn, three ricks of hay, one grindstone, Moussellue de sore, trimmed with about ten bushols of wheat. The groom Is a well-known and popular young man and has always ! stood well In society circles or twelve Berkshire pigs, six Durocs. while the bride is an accomplished and talented teacher of a splendid drove of Poland Chinas, pedigree furnished fur-nished If desired. Among the beautiful rresents were two sets of knives and forks, one 6team, engine, one . riding plow, one wheel barrdw, go-cart, bobsled and other articles too numerous to mention. men-tion. . The bridal couple left yesterday for an, extended bonflymoon trip. Terras; Twelve months caEh. Lunch will be served at the ae, after which Mr. and Mrs. Joies will go to housekeeping house-keeping In a cozy home near lb corner MMu and Col. L. B Brady auctioneers |