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Show ji HECTIC I H HASH b ByO.O esa Men's faults are llko sun spot. It's too bad they are there, but if you try to hemovo them there Is danger of getting your fingers i scorched. Mabel "M.n ure so troublesome; when I get married I am going to pick one easily pleased." Certic "Don't worry, that'll bo tho I kind you'll get." I i The bald-headed chap that wouldn't I i birr the bobbed-hair girl Is about ready to be measured for his couch of lasting rest. How many kinds of men are there ' In the world? Two. say the woman: "Married I and marriageable." 1 1 Two. says tho economist. "Rich li and poor." j i Two. says a matron "Vasselino 1 1 and my hubby." One. says the swet young thing: "My Joe." I A young Swede in an AmrlcanlKii-j j lion school had the following lo say: "What a wonderful bird the frog,! are When he stand he sit almost Whan he hop he fly almost. He ain't I got no sence hardly. He ain't got n.j tall hardly either. When he Rlt he i sit on what he ain't got almost." i |