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Show 1 fl SP?PT CUATTEfVft j Dcmpsey can't fight George trook no.v that (i'orc.s a i pi'iit ler has gone -.nd spilled Cook all ov.-r the ring. i No chance, as It were, to Cook up anything any-thing there. I Georges Carpentler isn't coming over to finht Tommy Gibbons Doesn't like 'Tommy, or tho size of American rings r t lie size of American Punches. TKRRTJBLiE SCENE! Here's one from the east. Boxer tnnljs through the ropes and throws ; off his bathrobe He then dlseovers h a forgotten his pants. And no fighter fight-er ran fight without pants Gordon McKay wins by knockout i from Eddie Daley in three rounds. What the whole gani: wants to know Is how many times have these birds met? i The bOBS once said. "You got to write this whether yon eat or not." j And in order to eat we write a Europe wants Jack Dempsey to go lover and try It all over again with (Georges Carpentier. And from all re-I re-I ports Jack Kearns Is willing at so much per try Think of it, Gloria Swanson allows a plebeian - inu la t plmloKTaph the back of her neck. Lightning strips meat off chicken's j bones That's nothing. Walk uown1 Washington avenue any dav and we I tie. or have lightning OH BOY. DEATH CF1 1,1 She was beautiful, said tho youth. I Just like a statue, perfect and' cold: You can lead a lot of fighters to (knowledge, but you ran'; make em I think No, little Gelatine, despite the fact j that the Ogden baseball club loses 1 I a i-r i n 1 1 l , K.lgai Willett, Sam-j Sam-j my Samldo. and Harry Brown. It still I has the bat boy and the guy who sells , hot dogs Basketball scores show that one j player made 88 points recently. This indicate,, thai the opposition was not i only afflicted by the blind staggers bill also had pulsy. Detroit Tigers secure new chucker. Started with St. Louis, went to Syracuse Syra-cuse and finished with Beaumont in the- Texas league, thus demonstrating by a route of travel that the Tiger's new star has a brilliant future behind him sill. GOES PINNING Thelma Finn a California beauty, prepares to annex all girl Swimming titles durlnrr 1923 Thus does Thelma prepare to shako a wicked "fin." Shifting Johnny Couch of the Sitn Francusco e 1 u t to tho Cincinnati Nationals Na-tionals means that a new couch has been prepared for Johnny and he must lie on It. SAP'S FABLE t ' n e upon a time there was an egg with an instalment hump on his back who bet on a goodthing at Tijuana And the goodthing wetn. But. tills, you must remember, is only a fable. Member of the Weber County Fish and Game Protective association goes out and slays himself a hungry mountain moun-tain lion Had the hunter's foot slipped slip-ped and the slaying been reversed, then, Gertie, the huntsman would have enjoyed a bigger headline. BOY REPORTER STARS The boy reporter who went out and sat on the fair complainant s lap in order to wrest the story of the fair complainant's life from her didn't do half bad for a boy reporter Jack Kearns recently left Oakland for New York thus throwing Oakland into deep mourning. Jim Downing gets up on his long legs and by waving his beautiful hair In tho breezes announces that he's n gotlatlng to brim,' 'Dynamite" Kapp and Al Noel together in another battle. bat-tle. If Mr. Downing succeeds, we'll admit he's garnered a lot of D-Y-N-A-M-l-T-E- Tho public Is hereby warned that When In New Jersey don't try to frisk New Jersey cops, because New Jer-i sey cops haven't anything. |