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Show LITTLE BENNY ! By LKE PAPE. " . 4 Pop was up In the setting room holding his face with one hand, and j ma sed. Wlllyum, youve got a tooth eke and you cant deny it, youve got a tooth ake and thercs no use saying you havent. Theres no use having it at all. for that matter, as fur as I can see. but ' Ivo got it all the same confovvnd sutch a tooth, sed pop. There. I told you you had a tooth ake. sed ma. You dldtnt tell me enythln ; I did irit know, sed pop. ,md ma sed. Well tor mersey sake wy donl you go erround to tho dentist? I know as mutch about it as that ' berd does, all he would do would be to make It hert worse and then about a hour later it would stop horting by itself, Jest as it would of done eny-Way, eny-Way, I know this tooth I know it ! well, dont mention dentist to me, aed pop. But my goodnl.-s. Wlllyum, eed ma, and pop sed. Nuthing doing, let me alone, cant you' see Im Injoying this? With jest then my sister Gladdis came j in, saying. For land sake father, wy dont you go to the ilent:s:s? For the same reason I gave your mother before ybu camo In. sed pop, and GladdlS sed. O Well, Its your tooth, Its your funerbl, its entirely up to you. It duzzent seem that way. sed pop. you awt to take a tip from Benny, he's the ony one of you with eny sonts, you dont liter him asking me wy I dont go to the dentist. Well wy dont you, pop? I sed. and pop odi W' dont you go to bed. and if you wunt to know the anser to that', th - anser is, because If you dont Im gplng to take oft' my good rite slipper land give you sutch a slippering youll I see stars for 3 days, rain or shine, now beet it to bed. Wlcli I did. |