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Show ; w A lelchlug costume Is any costume , that will fetch A man. By spending J531.182.S91 during the 0,al i-eal yCW, tht war department living beyond our means Nearly everybody is laying for tho farmer except his hens. Dr. Bishop Bays reading will cure insomnia. Going to church seems to havo the same effecL Nations don't fear underhand deal-1 deal-1 ings aB much as underwater dealings. Fur coats are quoted at half an hour ; more crying than they were last year. The horse is passing and so are the auios always. Farmers y ihe cider crop Is short i ut elder crop is always short Just I oftor Christmas "Love Is everything.' says David Bela6Co Everybody thought David was older than thut Anotner tfiing tnat will neveT be Invented In-vented is a safety pen The Arctic explorer, who has just learned the war is over, found it out before profiteers. An Island is a 6mall body of land entirely surrounded by international complications Most funny bones are In the elbow, but some go to the head A noted bootlegger says, "Practical ly no real booze is being sold " That calls for sober thoughL There may be an egg trust, but we have never seen one we would Glad Christmas passed without any reformer stopping it for happening on Sunday Debs is at liberty io speak now. |