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Show 4 ! Walt Mason I ! BEGINNING RIGHT let s all begin the new year right, and make a record snowy white. Let's drive , our cars twelve miles an hour, and not -lew off their pep and power by stepping fierce. on the Kn and slaving people n wo pass. What Is the- hurry, anyway? Why speed her up? We have'oll dav "to k'el to I'unktown on the Height, where we expect lo spend the night. If we'd ul out the foolish baste the present wild end wanton waste of human life would promptly shrink Its worth a new ... vow. I think. A more-important vow this Is than swearing off on drugstore flu 01 punk cigars t hat smell like shoes when you have deftly lit the fuse Of course I the gents who have no cars may wa6ie their vows on hay cigars, hut we who piiih our clanking vans should makol some new and drastic plan?. We're slaving slav-ing thousands every year as down the turnpike we career; the dead are laying w here we r.iced. and all because of maud 1 In baste. What is the hurry, anyhow ' It's nil uncalled for. .vou'll allow, we have :ll lav in which to icach the famous Bilge town by the Beach on |