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Show TOO GOOD FOR THIS EARTH. Type f Office Boy Creature ef Funny Man' Brain. "So yo have coma In answer to my advertisement for office boy?" said ihe old broker briskly. "Do you smoke cigarettes ?" "No, sir," replied the saintly youngster young-ster In the doorway. "Chew gum or read novels!" "Never, sir." "Play Juggler wlih the paper weights or talk nonsense through the telephone when your employer Is absent'" ab-sent'" "No. sir " "Fver go to the cirrus" "Never saw s circus In my life, sir " "How about haichnll? Do you take two or three afieniisuis a wv.-k to ace the game?" : "Don't like baseball, sir " ' The old broker bit Ihe end off his cigar. "My boy," he said, quietly, "this Is I the twenty ninth story, len t It?" ! "I think ao. sir " j "Well, It Is not high enuugh for you " I "Not high enough fur me. sir?" I "No. you belong up In psradlse." Chicago Newa. |
