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Show f ' V 1. VX :NX v'V -- - X' X ' - " - , - v. . . ( ft .. r FRENCH LCVE CF SHOW. SAVED BY CLEVER. RUSE. ' .Pinkhams How Lunatic Asylum 'Vegetable Composed i Woman's Remedy A For Woman's Ills. prsasaEasEaE Nows the time To Buy Stocks Doctor Escaped Threatened Ducking. The doctor of a lunatic asylum was 1b the bathroom one day watching k number of his pat.et.ts bathe, when one of then called out suddenly, The cry "Let's duck the doctor." Let' duck wag taken up at once, the doctor'" Seeing his danger, the doctor, with gTeat promptitude, ta-All right, hoys; but suppose, now, you give the doctor a cheer before ducking; him." This reasonable proportion was at once acceded to, and a ringing heer the building resounded through which at once brought the keepers, as the doctor expecteJ, and he was saved. After the Event. The Meaning of Patlenc. B'anehe hirom ret Tb teacher wa ie""e the meanFrank uu ed to kito La; SO, of small the pet ing boy, patience Fit re tice- - IS kimitr funny You after explaining th.t patience was d m if I was fond of , Frank a- -t bS waiting for things contentedly, kistlng I di a' line to show my igsaid. sa d. Oil. yes, awfully "Now, suppose you wanted some- norance, so " thing very much, and your mother fond of it Blanche- - An.l then couldnt give it to you Just when yoa Florenc- e- Tiiet. he kissed me. But asked tor It, what would she say?" She'd say, Go away and don't 'tween you and me, Blanche, my answer was right, after all bother me!" said the boy -- 1 Some Virtues of Louis XIV. One need not overlook the enormous Fhortrnmings of Louis XIV st a man and as a king to admit that la some important respects he tried to do his duty, says Longman's Magazine. He was a hardworking sovereign, both in the sphere of administration and in that social sphere which was, to his mind, no less important So courteous that he never passed the poorest woman aboat the palace without lifting hla hat, he carried polite consideration to the level of a fine art It to A known faei Vo everyone that rtU eged securities have declined from Twenty Vo Fifty Dollar per share In the past twelve months Ihe market now la stagnant What will be the next movement? Up or down? Up, sum as yon are a foot high. Buy now, while stocks are on the bottom Bend for our book of Information (System of Bpeo lotion ) and Dally Market Let tar, mailed free upon application cun MINGS Mra. Rafferty Mr. ORourke Mrs. Rafferty s, . have bo cleansing properties. The cootents of every box makes mors Antiseptic Solution lafts longer goes further has more uses In the family and doe imore good thanany antiseptic preparation can Ancient Whistling Jars. Among the ruined cities of Peru nearly fifty difierent kinds of musical Instruments have been found. Unique these are many , double among whistling Jailor musical water botyou buy The formula of a noted Boston physician, tles. Near the' top of the first or and used with great success as a Vaginal front Jar, which Is usually surmounted by a human oj animal figure, la Wash, for Leucorrhcea, Pei vie Catarrh, Nasal the opening of the whistle. When the Catarrh, Sore Throat, Sore Eyes, Cut jars have been partly filled and are and all soreness of mucus membrane. swung backward and forward, a numIn local treatment ot female ills Pax tin Is ber of whistling sounds are produced. Invaluable. Used as a Vaginal Wash we At the vessel swings forward and upchallenge the world to produce its equal for ward, the water la lowered in the thoroughness. It is a revelation in cleansing nod healing power; it kills all germs which first jar and rises la the other. In cause inflammation and discharges. backward motion It rushes hack All leading druggist keep Pa tine i prloe.FOo. the a box ; If yonrsduee sot, send to ne (or It. Don't Into the first, forcing the air out lake a subetitute there is nothing liks Fixture. through the whistle. Write for the Free Bos of Fastlae y. X. FAXT05 (XL, 5 Fope Bldg., Boston. Xus. Mrs. WinkoiCl to-de- For ebtldm tee thin lUMiaifcw, allay KIILUK6 net-fum- bss an equal tor coughs sod colds. Joan Uotso, Trislty Springs, lad, Jtofc. ifi. IMS BY & ELEVATOR Cu. A positive cure for catarrh, cold la the head, bay fever, headache and aU bronchial affections. Ask Vour Druggist for H. SEND FOR FREE SAMPLE. TEA MEDICIIECO 272 Ninth Street. San Francisco. Cat OuumiiimmuuuuuiimiMimiiuuuii (taUan,dtria(tM)d iTUlsga' THK McKANNON BROS. MUSIC CO. I2S1 Waahlngton Avu. Ogdan, Utah. REAL ESTATE j;; More homes bonrht, more home sold through my hfescy than any other lu bait Lake City if you wish to tell or If or you desire to buy, dos t fall t call - writ ' 19 ALFALFA SEED A SONS W. A. RICHTER Pint South, Salt Lak THE DAISY FLY KILLER SI C, SeceeS tooth SL, Salt La Ms CH I SALT LAKE CITY 40 home-- 4a dlalae-coon- City- - MJrordgrowfort torr - I tnjara Try tbm oora and yoa will narrr ba without them Ifaol keptbYdfHUerMtm prop id for joe, M A ROI.B MMURg, IN Milk iamoi' SALT LAKE PHOTO SUPPLY CO. ; I Simmer te L lj i?? L a ad Aaaayur C bum la t Oftll Siwr, Lstd II; Wold Iptciuso pflwt, 7&,tFOd Mic. Zinc or Copper II LyaDldstosia. sow topes and fall price list soot on llsiitBf f obtrol and Umpirs work solieitwd. Lesd applt-itio- will, gold Kcfsiwnoe Carbonatw Naft1 Bank. photogTaphit RELIABLE ASSAYS. Sllvwr....fi 01 I .T&lOold aod s LM oUv .. .ft ! Uoid r Sno SOUTH AND MAIN. Demand the Utah Hand Made Horse Collar from your dealer 8u perlor to the machine made Prompt reiuros oa mall sataplos When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention Thi Paper W. N. LL. Salt Lake No. 26. 1904-- . Dealen SALT LANS CITY Cwp tras snsesNDe ST.. Olden Assay Co. sMvsa, eet. never have trouble You will wlth-ham- hold e R. H. OFFICER & CO., A8SAYERS AND CHEMISTS m Mi ciij, CuKLS t LAiiffk nUt Sit tilt fllL ayrup. Tastes Good. UN In time Bo)d by drtirr" KUMPTIO HEY Apply PENSION LAWS to NATHAN j ! j Fine Finish. at Ones. Fact Is. said the one man, married because I was lonely, as much as for any other reason. To put it tersely. I married for sympathy." "Well, said the other man, "you have mine. London Tit-BitGot It Misunderstood. Luk heah, Remus, how it is Ab doan see yo' st meotin eny mo? Why, de pawson insulted me. How so? He only sed: Cum on, sons ob toil. " y& horny-handeAh thought he sed horney-beadeDat means old Satan." Ready for Action. Miles I understand" Knox and How oil have at last burled the Utcbet and aro working together for political advancement Giles They may have buried th hatchet, but Ill bet each of them ha a hammer up hla sleeve. ' Buck Dear Friends, Too. Clara 111 tell you a secret, dear. If youll promise never to repeat It Maude All right Out with It Clara Fred proposed to m last Bight Maude Oh, say, doesn't hi to k " I CotoiTb. nik S5t BICKFORD. 91 V We.UiBUM, D. U. meal." Mrs. Blinks Impossible. meals myself and wash the I g dlshe- - oolUr ' What Is a Billion? In the English system wf nonrerw tlon, a billion Is a million of million and n trillion Is a million of blllionn 1 the French system, which Is usuak ly followed iu the United States, s thousand minion Is called a billion, a thousand billion a trillion, and so o Situated are, a British country . adjoining the United States, it is but natural that both systems should he in use here, and this, of course, loads to Confusion. The English system I defended on the ground that It is at least as convenient and agrees (which the other does not) with th etym logical formation cf the words th ete, billion, trillion, respectively the second, third, fourth, etc., powers cf a million. In both systems the million is the earn as-w- e Important to Mothers. Mra Benton Holme Doctor, my husband's heart beau very weakly. Dr. Phil Graves Ill soon stop that . To the Point you here for? inquired the prison visitor. For two reason? replied the Bos1 was sent here for ton burglar Ireaking In; Im stiil here for the reason that I have not broken out "What are xmlM carefully every bottis of CASTOKIA, a safe aod sure remedy for Infant tad ehMras, and sea that B Such Inconstancy He I wonder if there la another girl in the whole world ao sweet as my little sweetheart? She Wbats that. How d&re you think of another girl? I shan't speak to you for a week. Stray Stories. The Scare That Failed. Between Friends. s Edgar There are 30,000,000 am engaged to Is, In one of cream. ice plate she very poor; in fact Ethel Oh, lets have some! How Bah! Youre trying Second Lamb at all. to pull the wool over my eyek but Joe That's tough. And she wijjj delightful to get so much of anything Pm too young to fleece." hare still less after she marries you. for rr 'tftl uoney! Pasture Repartee. First Lamb Well, how do the wether, my buck? Holl'a Coutrrb Caro to tbo only core taf baoira to tbo medlooi froMraltf. CotorrS Oouuta-Meos- l boln o dtaoMO. mqnlroo trooimool. ItoU'o Caurrb Care to taboa to tornoily, actiaq atrocity ayua tbo btoo ob Baoaao oarfouoo of tbo orwom, tboroba SootnytM tbo foaoSotloa of tbo SJmppo, o Birins tbs bottaat tfoaotb by balutlny ay tbs soootKailua oo ooota inf aotara la Solos Ito vork. Tbs yrnyrtotom bore o morb folib la lu carotlro yowor tbot thoy oSo Dno RoaSroS Dot lor fur oay eaoa that it fail to Sara. SoaS (or ltoi uf tMtlmontou, Co" Totoda, 0, CHESfeT ASdruoF. Sots by oil Iruffto. IM. Tabs Hoii'i Family FUto for eonMIpatto Wanted Distance. "Do you think I am capable of playing a part? asked the stageutrnck youth. I do, "replied the busy manager; "and the farther apart we are when you act the better it will suit me." Why She Couldn I gee what the matter is. Its dyspepsia. All you have to doeachis laugh heartily before and after I Toward, $100. taor Tto Bitai of Uit pPr vtU to hm 4 loan im 4reac4 Simon im oclooo (hot tbora boo boos oblo to core la oil tia oucoo, ooS lb to $100 Hla Philosophy. "How is it old man, that whenever I pass you way, youre Just la the sunshine? exclaimed ths old God! , ,BIess trouble, I lest so much "I got darky, Atlanta ConstltuOon. has to dance! Doctor- - AUTHORS NOT OF KIN. d Force of Habit "I appreciate the fact that yoa have honored me with a proposal," aald the dear girt, but are you sura your love for me Is the real thing?" "Perhaps not, frankly replied the young drug clerk, but It is less expensive and Just as good." The Cynical Spinster. were married, said the sumwould you believe every-thin- g your husband told your No." answered Miss Cayenne, but for the sake of peace In the family Id make him believe I believed 1L Strong Language. Fredericksburg, Ind., June 30. Re. Enoch P, Stevens of this place asm strong language in speaking of Dodds Kidney Pills and ho gives good re kbs for what ho aaya; "I cant praise Dodd's Kidney Pins too much," says Mr. Btovoaa. "TOw have done mo so much good, t was troubled with my kidneys so muck that 1 had to get up two or three times la ths night and sometimes la ths day when starting to ths waterbouse the water would come from me before getting there. Two boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills cured ms entirely, "I have recommended Dodds Kit ney Pills to many people sad have never yet heard of a failure, Dodd's Kidney Pills are ths things tor kl ney disease and rheumatism." Dodd's Kidney Pills always sure tbs kidneys Good kidneys ensure . pure blood. Purs blood means good health. Edwin and Matthew Arnold Hod Little In Common.' John Denison Champlin toils aa amusing story of Matthew Arnold and the late Sir Edwin Arnold. ' "Some twenty years' ago," bo aaya, "whsa A Steep Walker. walking with Matthew Arnold oa the Newltt Hes a somnambulist banks of ths little River Test, sear Popley I guess you might can ms Romsey abbey, conversation turned oa one, too, Sir Edwin Arnold and Tbe Light of Newltt Why, surely you dont walk Asia,' published four or five years - , to your Bleep? It la not necessary to previously. - Popley Oh. no; but I walk the enter Into Mr. Arnold's opinion of ths baby in his aleep. poem. During the conversation I took occasion to ask him if he were related Now They Don't 8peak. to Sir Edwin. He paused a moment, "No man conld klse me," said Mies as If shocked at ths suggestion, end Plalnnu, with decleded emphasis. then iald: 'No, ws art not of Ua. "Oh, I don't know," rejoined Miss Indeed, I doubt if he had any right to "8ome mea art awfully the name of Arnold. I have beta told Dimples. reckless." that ha la of Jewish descent A few weeks lata I happened to moot Sir Edwin at avdlnner in London and, EASY. prompted by, r$ope, a not anpardom able curiosity, jkopounded a similar query to him. No, ha replied quickly, with what saemed a shade of asperity in his ton, 1 am not related Wo are of wholly Then, hla face peculiar smllsx ho added: Matthew Arnold la aa in tellectual dyspeptic. His brsls not digest properly. , bnick photo Supply Ce. merIf you girl, XICLCSIVl wnrrs son ostslosus 8U-v- tr Colo. - Presents From Cuba for Mlo Wife. . Had the Right Idea. Yes, I have Just returned from Mra. Enpeck 1 think, Henry, that our daughter has made a very satis- Cu,ba, said J. O. Connaughton last factory marriage, and that she will nlbtr I brought back with me some ce presents for my wife What are succeed very well in the management of her husband. hey? Well, a box of cigars, a fine Henry Enpeck Why do you think panama hat and an old Spanish pipe. aoT Do I think she will enjoy such pres- Mra. Enpeck 1 overheard her talk- euts? Well, why not? Last Christmas ing to him this morning, and ahe got she gave me a bottle of perfume, a fur him to agree to a proposition like this: muff and a ladys diamond ring." If you will do as I want, 1 promise to do the same. Resourceful Widow. Mrs. Bangs So that pretty widow Knew What Hs Would Want. is really married so soon again, eh? Clerk I am to be married shortly. Old Bangs Yes Couldnt you manage to Increase m Mrs. Bangs But her late husband's will expressly stipulated that if ahe salary a little? I Employer Couldnt, really. But took a second husband her legacy was tell you what I'll do for you, my bop to revert to his most distant relative. lH shorten your hours during tbi Old Bangs That's where she was first three months so that you cm foxy. She hunted up the relative and spend your evenings at home, aid married him. after that Ill lengthen them agahO that you will have an excuse to gd ' Righting a Wrong. away. "But," he protested, I have been told that you aro a reformed rake." In Arizona. t Tls false ho replied. . "Why, I The Coroner Have you any IdesT never even thought ot reforming." death? caused the what strangers from died Broncho Pete Yep. He Asked and .Answered. heart trubble. Willie Whats a cannibal, Little sure? Are you The Coroner pa? Broncho Pete Sartenly. Th heart Pa One who loves hla fellow man, wus a ace an he had It up his sleeve. son. my Bee? Because" explained the household freight payer, the elevator would bs a great help to us in bringing up the children." . pieM wbora leptroominaadora troabtoCtaftft, bm ioi or ud wilt soft tnTftbirtir. , re beadqaarUire for tbs best quality Alfalfa Grain heeds, also Grass and GardenSO In need hualnees yean. Mall Bay. etc enters given special attention. ten-stor- y house?. 1 awkwardly, though? RICHTER A. 5,000 C0PIES for cat COPIES poipsf4 SleOOe fcend y ws. Also woo- - ptAMftC dime ft from factory, lerful banrafns la riWlWw A Mg savin to you. write aFooca for catalogue and prices. ManiWr W Holiday of Russian Servants. Every other Sunday the servants in a Russian household are entirely free. Their work stops Saturday night after supper, when the servants leave the house, not to return until the next Monday morning. The employers never ask where or how the tree time is spent flOtimil BAILEY for Oonsmptios His Explanation. I asked the good wife, But why are you so anxious to secure the top flat in that apartment Mike was a fin aa considerate husband. Is that to? YU. He always hit me wld th' soft end of th broom. e I do not bUev Piss's Cere MICROTINE. tins, ndM well-know- n OBOEN, UTAH. MUSIC )!. wladooito. feaafcoctt Milk, OGDENS BEST and PHOEKIX HIGH PATENT 0GDE1 StMf oof ten the guma, Bath Perfumes. wine, ox blood, eau de cologne, strawberries, violets and rose leaves are among the things used by European' actresses to tbelr baths medicate e- -d FLOUR MADE , Chatting at Breakfast Time. "Confound this breakfast food," roared Stubbs, bringing bis fist down on the table like a trip hammer, "I want eggs! Do you hear? Eggs!" That's right, said Mrs Stubbs. "I like to see you make an ass of yourself. I suppose you do. madsm. You think if I'm sn ass 1 can eat oats." Enough of Troubls. suppose you will marry when you grow up, said the visitor, pleasantly. "No, replied the thoughtful little Mamma aaya papa girl Innocently. U more care than the children, so I guess the care of my children will be enough for me without the csre of a husband. PaxtineToilet Antiseptic , the wise youngster, but I advise you to bet on the sister has been monkeying the family record page. I lt stop-over- rejoined wouldn't figures with on PROOF. Excellent Opportunity to Arrange for Your Reception at SL Louis, During COMMISSION CO. the Fair, Free. BROKERS if you Intend going to the Louisiana C Minima OmuHom n Nr. Yoc Stack reS Purchase Exposition, SL Louts, MisChtfafo Gnv Stock an Mining fadbanp- Sat Uk souri, opened by President Roosevelt 30th, 1904, it will be very much April WALKBN P. 0. BiOg to your advantage to correspond with SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Mr. F. H. Worsley, No. 411 Dooley block, Salt Lake City, Utah. has arranged to have all Mr. Wopley hla partied- dm the SL Louis depot and escorted to their lodgings, which will be reserved in advance. Information relative to passenger A Large Trial Box and book of In ticket limits, hotel tractions absolutely Free and Post rates, paid, enough to prove the value of rates and all other necessary information asked for will be cheerfully given free of charge. This will especially hxtlne Is ta be of beneflt to those desiring to travel form to dissolve In jwlth Utah parties or in parties of four water and tar superior to liquid or five. School teachers will also containing hear something to their interests by antiseptics alcohol which Irritates inflamed surfaces, and writing above party. FREE to WOMEN Not a Safe Bet. Yes., my boy, aaid the parson dur-ir-g a call, as he laid his hand on the family bible every Word in this book is true. "Wen, I know the words are true," (- Watt Illustrated" by tnetdent of th- Early Republic. Albert Vandam, a French writer, tells this story of the early days ol the French republic, which followed the downfall of Louis Napoleon: One day there came to Tours a hundred volunteers from the south. Wearing enormously broad brimmed felt hats and dressed In sable garments all over. They looked like funeral' mutes, and they were evidently determined to act up to tbelr appearance, for, wondrous to relate, they marched through the principal streets without opening their lips a proceeding sotrw what different from that of the rest As a matter of course, the crowd was tragically impressed. The lmpre slon, however, did not last long. Th volunteers felt thirsty, and their chief, who wore a still more enormous hat than bis men. signaled to them in th middle of the Rue Royal to halt to refreshment That spoilt the whole tragic part of fhe business, for whes these southerners had opened their mouths there was a difficulty ot do lng them again. The moment drink was in speech was out They lw formed their admirers that they had come from the department of Gerl and that they had made a tarrlbls pact A hundred and onv Including tbelr leader, they had started from'' tbelr homes; s hundred and one thsf would return. If one of them wa killed the whole would perlsk t then efforts to avenge him." mlo-robe- Fred The girl I hasnt-anythin- g i x i Basis ths Signature tt h TJto Over 30 Year. Tbs Kind Yoa Bare Alwty Bongba Fn Beads and Pebbles. In Africa the sorcerer carries a small bag of pebbles as an essential part of his equipment Modern cylim drical glass beads are descended from th beryl and quarts crystal. Babylonian cylinders, Egyptian icarabs and Mycenaean gems are not as has beta generally supposed, primarily signets, I but amulets. |