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Show A M.rrjr-Uo-Hound. The Otuge KUer, lu Missouri, la a Very crooked ttreiiin. A funuer who lived ou Ita bank, and who bad a mull Dutbout. loaded tho boat with produce one day end floated It down to the market town, tlx mllei away. He exchunged the produce for good at oue of the Mores, aui loaded the goodt oa the llatbont. "How uro you ruing to get your ttuff Lome?" asked the merchant "Oct a j tennihont to tow you bnckr 4 "Not ut all," mild the farmer. "I'm '' going to float It back." til ' I "How la that? I don't understand eif I "1 guess you don't know much about aq lltl liver. It doublet Itself Just be- cif, low here and runs buck to wllhlii Us fJ j lJ"" quarter of a inllo of my bouse, ml I've got a lauding ou bolli bank, and e'f I a team of borec that inu ding tl,9 ott j I out o or from one landing to th rBf other. LiulcLiuud nowi" aii |