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Show I NOBODY CARES Bill Hohenzollern, who, at one time, was quite a prominent citizen of Berlin, has, according to the latest cable dispatch, drawn his last will and testament. The one-time kaisn gays this is going to be his last will; that never again will be draw another. "Who cares? Not many ytiars ago Bill drew up another will. It left a vast empire to an oldest son; great wealth to other sons; titles and honors to this friend and that, Indeed, Bill was nicely liberal with his earthly possessions, including his country's soil and people. But this will is different. It bequeaths the old saw-buck at Doom to a museum, and the remnants of a huge fortune to the SOUS wno viewed the war from distant hills. But who cares? Why, nobody cares enough about this Hohenzollern fellow to even inquire what has become of the proposed trial in the Tower of London |