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Show 'yERISCOPI JITHE WORLDfij -xvith Our Office Boy. V ? UNCLE MOE ON SNOW AN' MEN. "It's wonderful," Scz Uncle Moc, "T see how pure Hod made th nnw An' then t' think Man first sees lijcht Wl' heart as pure An' soul as white Rut snow, m lad, Calnt stay on earth Thout pittin' soiled f An' losin' worth Ah' 'when it rocs li leaves us clean Washed an' cleansed By God's own rain. Too, when we go, Our sins Is left Swept fi'm US Tiy lingers deft, An' left fer them rhet follers on So's f 'preciate What lies behind beyond: A (old shoulder will cause Ice enough to make you slip from the so-. so-. i.tl ladder. The question today is why isn't it as easy to forget the money you loan as thai you borrow? More loom for nrpunient and lots of experience No self-respecting skunk will lei his fur be sold for Fox. Will someone please have the S. P. (V A. :ill on all furriers in'the city? Robbers are organized and work in 'shifts now profiteers in daylight and : bandits at night. I .lay E House in the Philadelphia 'Public Ledger proclaims th;ii tin 'ing that the lools art- all dead is a gross mis-statement. We agree It's foolish even to talk about that phase of it. There is something touchinp In the patriotism of that English cook who would deign to run for parliament. It would be Interesiing to film the Income taxes paid bj moi if stars every year. War and peace with Mesico is a mere matter of variance in spelling. provisions: "la your husband a good provider. Dinah?" "Yessum; he's a good proMder all right, but I'se alius skeered that nlg-gah nlg-gah s jrwine ter git caught at it." Houston Chronicle. And after all a bowl of "chili" would make a hot dish for a doughboy's Christmas dinner Ohio boasts that she is Ih "mother of presidents" but she doesnt' say anything any-thing about the rest of the fmnii. We're strong Tor reservations in the peace treaty but lot's first cet a ticket to Peace City and then try to reserve an easy ride. Uncle Joe Cannon is now a treat grandfather Rut that doesn't cive his' tobacco stained whiskers any edge on Ham Lewis's pink on. - Our dally parting with the wife has now taken on its regular v. inier form "Have you got your rubbers onr And if nothing more that behooves us to confide thru nothing can nhake your confidence like a Ford. The Mexicans want to see If Mr 1 Wilson has reconsidered and is really going to keep us out of war. Not een a little white lie Is better than the truth In the long run And the greeting likewise "cleaaH your feet ' " 1 Politicians don't fein to care ho old the wood is the use for planks MM their platforms. j ' |