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Show -eriscopi Mthe worlds A with VJ Our Office Boy. i wON'T TURN 'EM DOWN Who wus It hraved rhic Bights of Hell And lived und breathed In death's dnnk smell? And In a hall Of Hunntsh shots. Helped t-rase the j U'ur's dark blots? ul worked untiring &i and nlKht, tyounded in their plight" Gave up health ;ind l.inih in the stvlfe To help a yoldlcr Krp his life? V ho is it asks A paltry niTt To help them in The world's uplift? To save life here As It did across" You know it well OI R OWN F.ED CROSS! Thankcglvlng thnnk Heaven Is on the way without senatorial reservations. Mr Hmes Is no doubt admiring the fimca with which Mr. BfeAdpo crawled Into his hole and pulled his hide in aft ei him It's one thing to do the thing to do and aneihr-r to do the thing tht Isn't done. Tl. s i - r. 1 1 lii the fi.inti. approval tf som.- thousands of booze hlstera to hurry the ratification of the peace treaty Hortor Wiley, who claims he can live 1 on thirteen cents a day is lotting for some nice pasture land. Not always, but In u majority, one ran jiull-.- the salary of a teacher by his or waistline. ( . ' dS A man who buys a Mve-oent clgwr today to-day Is profiteering on himself. It won't be lone unless something radical is done, before It will he easier to put sugar in your coffee than get a train anywhere. Work has the great advantage over iheorv oi b.-lnp able to show concrete results with less mental fatigue. The Yanks In Siberia will be oer-Jo ed to get the Christmas gifts now being sent to thorn, but most of them unrli-the unrli-the Impression thai they are the ones who are playlnp Santa Clans to the ont Bolshevlkl Weather prophets immediately becoms leading citizens when street ear service is held up for any reason. When a girl runs after a man. It seen-s to him, If he Is unaware, that she la doing, that she Is going further anc further away. It Is Just as unlucky for the coal miners min-ers to have the strike peter out as to go I bock to work now hy not go ha u j now? A smile early In the morning has the comforting habit of leaving Its traces for the rest of the doy. 'EUROPE BCYS OCR KTi: j BOOZE" headline Europe may buy our booze, but not our EXTRA booze There's a world of truth in Tack W ir-wlek's ir-wlek's statement that r'd Is o beautiful color When It appears in the form of : cross. Victor Berger'i seat in congress remind! re-mind! us of a small boy after a Whipping ' its unoccupied but he's standing up. Occasionally our wife gives us cause j to rejoice thst nature made ip? upper 'jaw Immovable. Even American and others, who can tead and write thinks he knows how to run a newspaper. Backing water Is a graceful msneuVei if you arc wrong sometimes. It's a lucky thing that there is nothing breakable about coal except the supply There Is n possibility, we are told, that the captain of the Lusltania; who lies admitted he was not obeying orders when his ship was sunk, will be .sued hy ;h-German ;h-German government for running down wllfull) destroying an xpenslve torpod v If S body meet a body Looking for the Rye. Can a body treaty n body When the country's dr Some folks have the stuff in storagi Vot m drop have I. So none can have a smile" with me When looking tot the Rye. Anon. POOR MAN Nearly every great subject comes m i for Its share of humor at the bands of understanding children so with the rs - Ing of the Roosevelt memorial fund A kindergarten teacher had explained the purpose of the fund to her pupils but had dwell considerably on the faet that T. R. loved the. little children and that he had had seven of his own. Closing Clos-ing she aid eon t ribu t ions would be In order. YNhercupon. o-cnr old Jane, going home to lunch, demanded of her father ten carta to "help a poor man with seven children. |