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Show Niece a Financier niece of the McKinley of Abner and late Mi Kin! y. is a clerk In the national bank at Oklahoma City and has made a small fortune in real estate specuhas been In her lation. McKinl-y- M.irear- V -t pres-ulv-ti- t We Too. W could not rp ij c .unUght yentardsy, W er too full of Will run and paiti. oor lai. attain And I nfcal! For low h. rni-- aaay. iad voice We could not hear the wren eintt Our heart were cold and deaf, we coull not Her 71) fairy Unwer made for you and me. For grief dimmed tirrthm r We did not know ! the biautjr p.a.t Nor the eoft gtiiiM knew 1 be (harm of that you. O ujMtu lut of that the flowera. nor hour for me and Fqr tea re were on , our fare Love, dtar latte, spring a dat grow old and And aha lows (to link the woods-an- d must ko Lonely and desolate through vales snow b I rice Love has crept awayl we Eggs Within Eggs. A reader rends to the Manchester Dispatch this Interesting photograph of an egg curio served up to him at united by a pUe of skin. and of th remaining four to- l h re are parallel with etn h other and the fourth la turned off at an ang1 With th exception of this last one all th toe are movalil. amt the X rays show that all At-i- t the fifth and eleventh havts each three distinct bones. Uses a Golden Washboard. A golden wahhcail wuh a golden bar of soap la in possession of Mrs 1.. J lloru. who has arrived at Seattle, from .Skagway, en route to Southern California Mrs. Horn 7 wealthy now, but there vvaa-- a time, and not so very long ago. when gold was a stranger to her purae. Now that It Is all over she laughs at her hardships, and washes her little lai ea and finery on a golden board. In 1896 she went to Skagway and by washing clothes earned enough money to grubstake her husband, who went to tbe Klondike in the rush of that year. She followed him later to a claim on tbe Bonanza, whoh made blm rich after It had been developed. She had washboard made of their gold as a symbol of her struggles to help her husband. New Yolk Journal. for 'several year. She began her real estate operations by buying city lots, for which she paid about 125 apiece. The property waa located in what later became a prominent business section and the young said to have exwoman's profits ceeded 4fi - present position A Mrs. Bright that you have In Gentle Hint. I at daughter tell quite an My i palmistry Young Squeeein Yes. 1 bar led It for some time j Mrs. Bright Weil, 1 have haj plaster Impression taken of Ms line's hand, and if you wish to stuff I It you can do so at your leisure. will save you the trouble of a p t ronal examination, you know. Not a Faculty. She Have you noticed that a faculty of falling in love? He Faculty No, fleklety. Record, I have Yale What Happens. What Is the result when a mans temperature goes up as high as It possibly can? Gotham Why, he gets Church Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg Drops, as a blood purifier, strength and health restorer, and a specific for all stomach, hver. and kidney troubles, leads all other similar medicines In lta wonderful sales and marvellous confidence of the people, specially our vast German population. It la not a new and untried product, but waa made and sold more thaa sixty years ago. 1 A UfuJ Hint. Mrs. Minnlsmlth day the baby said oab, boo. Mr. Mlnnlsmlth to bear that. Mrs Mlnnlsmlth can feel ! Mr. Mlnnismlth make a good yell football team. Oh. Bertram goo, goc, urn, tA . t Im awfully How giff proud " The National Result. "Yes, sir, we turned In and elected that chap on a reform ticket, and of a month he had every one off our fellows put off tbe pay roll. It was a regular boomerang of an election, hy George!" "Well, what else could yon Chiexpect of the Australian ballot? cago Tribune. W la-ai- and it wfl our factofyl Yes, for ' Proper Definitions. "Papa, what Is unswerving cent tency?" "Unswerving consistency, my aoa, another name for loaylty to our pa- rty." Plso'a Cure cannot b too highly spoken of aa enough cure. J. W. O Buies. S3 Third Ae K, Minneapolis, Mian.. Jan. & IMS i Wood Outlasts Irorv Fourth Wife He Bought Rune Away. I The relative durability of wood and James Baigera of Pittsburg has been iron Is given strange illustration by an committed to jail on complaint of Casold cannon which bas stood since 188 par Scalia. on tbe high ground.- - of Point Bonita, About Sept. 5 Hargera agreed to get San Francisco bay. at tbe entrance Precise. j Scalia a wife for 125. Shortly afterWillie Say, mother, when dey toys de Pacific cable, how will de has rusted cere If "We away, while th have Tbegun operators yonwli cable cars on de ocean; hut ward he Introduced a pretty Italian wood supports are in a state of pera to send sail them for message you, of name to the Santa Fionsittl girt by fect preservation. Scalia and the two were wedded amid the manager of the telephone office Pointer. Her One if Better. we booths or wish have Going you Mr. Winslow'seofteu, great festivities. Soothing ayrup.The beggar bad a notice tip, "Deaf For eblldren la. Cora Tbe idea! Jack couldn't get the gum, teething, The bridegroom swore at the hear- telephone yourself. wind willc. SctkaSa cure ftamtoatloh.aUayepam, and Dumb," and tbe passing philanme. If wanted me be I dont want to telephone m"No, ing that he had paid Bargerm tbe 125 I want to Lena He couldn't get me even If thropist stopped in front of him. On agreed upon. Next day, however, Sca-11- a yself," said the lady breakfast th other morning. The Time to Retire. "Id like to give this man someof mine " he a didnt want me. friend Jewett of St. Louis to cracking th shell of what waa apalleges Bargers persuaded the thing," he said to his companion, "but ninety-fou- r old. Someon asked parently an ordinary egg, b discovbride to run away. Since that time he years how am I to know that he is deaf and ered that an enterprising fowl bad bas not seen bis wife. him not long ago bow old be thought Mil IDEA. dumb?" resented blm with a double supply. a man should be before retiring from Scalia has been unfortunate, for an "Read the notice, sir, whispered ? be double-yokebusiness. The old gentleman gravely egg is by no means of his three former wives left blm the beggar, cautiously. Chums. uncommon, but In the above picture It much In the same manner as tbe last. "I don't really think.. wa responded: will be aeon that the fowl has gone All biB wives. It is said, were purman should keep on after h has In the Ring. One better, enclosing one complete egg chased In tbe same way. reached the ago of ninety." "Not that time!" snorted the pugilwithin another after the manner of the ist, banteringly, as be dodged a terrlfle In Winter Use Allens Foot-Easbox Chinse puzzle. One Preparation for Death. left hook for the Jaw. "You dont Your feet feel uncomA powder. ' The subject of the accompanying know me!" fortable, nervous and often cold and Tree an Inquisitor. picture is surely unique. It represents "I must confess, replied his oppodamp. If you have sweating, sore feet One of the most deadly trees In the an old Lancashire man sitting In his or tight shoes, try Allens Foot-Easthat your nent, although politely, world la to be found in Madagascar, bedroom beside his own coffin. name la familiar your face escapee me Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, where It la known as the tangen tree. 25 cents. The old gentleman If approaching Sample sent free. Address for the moment" It scientific name is tanghlnla vene-- 100 years of age, and has had his cofAlien S. Olmsted. I.e Roy, N. Y. Ifera, the latter word signifying fin In readiness for about fifteen years. When the Trouble Started. For This Runaway, $10. poisonous. Moreover, he made It in Its entirety "Let us talk this over calmly as beChief of Police Austen of BirmingBy the natives it U regarded with a with his own hands, and to proud to tween man and man," said the fellow ham, Ala., wrote to the police of New sort of borror, and for excellent show It you as being a piece of hit who wanted to make np. York, offering a reward of $10 for the For centuries It waa the cat own handiwork, of which he need not "It is a good deal of a concession arrest of seventeen-year-olCharles gom to nse the fruit of the tangen for be Ashamed. He assured the writer for me to make, began the other, Verdell, a runaway, whom he describthe purpose of ascertaining whether "hut --rrrr?, . ed as knock-kneeand having . . flat criminals charged with grave offenses At thlt point actual hostilities de- nose, bumttr.faCA.nd. black dew scars were gutity or not on the shin cf one leg. veloped. In each case the prisoner was m seu and the oath fudge .brogchLJtloTo Care a Cold. In One day. The Finishing Touch. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All thereupon solemnly handed him a She to tries make Miss Dorothy druggists refund money if it foils to cure. 28 trait from a tangen tree and told him herself look just like a man collar. that U he ate it and it did him no Th importance of Steel. Jacket, hat, stride, everything. .harm he Would be considered Innowhen made Into a sword, waa Steel, Idiot. Mr. Bilking cent, but that If It killed him he the emblem of power. Steel, in the Miss Dorothy Yes, I forgot to menwould be considered guilty. As there uses of peace and civilization, Is Just tion that And tbe Imitation to really la a great deal of poison lu the fruit as Important as It is or was lu war. perfect It can readily be eeeu that very few, The country which Is If Indeed any, were able to pass Mlae Clara Do you think Its wicked for me to play th piano on endowed with steel or with coal and Put Delicately through this ordeal unscathed, of which and by means of which She waa describing an exciting InIron, to who U aald that tome criminals Mr. Crusty Yes; and week days, too. cident. it Is made, will stand at tbe bead of had great political Influence or "I completely lost my head, she the civilized world. wealth managed to escape said. - i Did He Mean? What Note Needed. Foot How I TMa? through the connivance of the judges; If you are as careless of yourself "Mr. Becklou asked me, safitthl Pewitt 1 promised my wife Id WeofforOne Hundred Dollars rrwarlfor any hut, on the other hand, the criminal be as In you heaven. returned, perhaps meet that," her ChronklA ease of Catarrh that cannot, be cured by Hall's reporter to the Suburban records tell of many cases in which mean to fool a woman. would be willing to spare your hand." Catarrh Cure. Jewett Its noticeThe In this to engage put F. J. CHEVEY A CO , Props Toledo, O. prisoners died a horrible death very inent 1s announced of Miss Bridget We, the unitersiRned, have known F. J. soon after they had eaten the noxious Cheney tor the last in years and believe him OUallahan to Mr Hluqore Back loti AS YOU LOOK AT IT. Xr-'Xfruit perfectly honorable in all business transaction . editorl exclaimed the and financially able to carry out a ay obligaNonsense," More civilized methods of Jurlsdlc tion, made by their Hrm. Mr. Backlot Is already married. waterWest&Truax. Wholesale Drneglsts. Toledo, was now both and It In ttoa prevail airtight Madagascar, but that He want! You dont understand. O.; Wsldinp, Human & Marvin, Wholesale though this barbarous custom js ob tight He had tested It for both. Druggists. Toledo. Ohio. everybody to know that he has n Hall sCatarrn Cure is taken Internally, eolete, the tangen tree It regarded Is A upon thebloodandraucoussurfaoe gaged a cook. Miss O'Callahan A Remarkable Shot with almost as much aversion as It sent free Frio of the aysu-iu- . A peculiar Incident happened at the per bottle. Sold brail drnmsta ever waa. A proof of this may be Hall Family Fills are the befc A Good Suggestion. found la tbe fact that a French natur Yarran. Victoria, rifle rangea A man had apparently almost Tbe -Good for Newspaper Offices. allst recently tried to obtain somo waa taking aim at 400 yards, and just reachedpreacher his peroration, but he had Asbestos towels are amon. the curibranches and fruit of the trees, but as he fired several magpies flew to It reached almost before, ud osities of the day. When dirty it is Viough he asked several natives to aid front of blm, bout 200 yards distant the congregation was suspicions. klm In the search, be was unable to Tbe bullet struck one of the magpies only necessary to throw them into e can I say more?" he asktd "What red-ho- t lb tain the slightest assistance from and brought It to tbs ground, and a fire and after a few minutes tones. to Impassioned out fresh and clean. them draw y of them. bullseye was registered by the marker "Amen." answered a man to a back for tbs shot A bullseye and magseat Bismarck and His Emperor. pie" were thns scored for one shot Spiders Set the Style. Th correspondence of Emperor Two centuries ago missionaries An Act of Charity. William I and Prince Bismarck, which It ught the natives .of. Paraguay tr Moorish Imagery. "So you did Mrs. la coming into print shows tht great The specimen below In the Moorish act of Henpeque Sake lace by band. The art has been to commemorab charity intimacy 'existed between the two landed down from generation to gen epistolary style, which comes from the tenth of our wsff men. Tbe most interesting letters are anniversary Mr.in some towns of tbe lace ration, and Rudgett Meakins .recent book, ding?" those written during tn Franco-Ge-r Al The Moors, and is merely an Invite-liobaking is the chief occupation Mr. Henpeque Yes; one of off man war. 11 .the and lo and calculated cbHdrep toroak clerks wanted a rise of salary, so that lost, dinner, ja .yometj It ihe Imaginative resources of our en- he could 'THE ST." PAUL CALENDAR many of the men are engaged in get married, and I refuse! A singular fact about the Paraguayan FOR 1903 tertainers, who write on a visiting-card- . Mm. bees la that th designs are burrowed six sheets 10x15 inches, of beautiful "Come and dine, look small in colors, of from the curious webs spun by the indeed. pastel reproductions, His Choice Jury. is now ready for ml troplral spiders which abound In 'To my gracious master, my by Bryson, drawings I at see case Brief that Lawyer distribution and will be mailed, on rebat country. For this reason the la e lold is on. Jury drawn yet? 1 called by the natives nandutl This evening, please God, when yours ceipt of twenty five (25) centa coin Lawyer Skinner Yes, and its fcdlan word that means "spider web or stamps. Address F. A. Miller. Genbe king of the army of stars, the sun one. eral Passenger Agent Chicago. the worlds, will turn toward the splendid Brief Above the average lx Lawyer -- aim of shades end Eleven To en e Foot place his foot to Intelligence, eh? There Is a woman to Russia with he stirrup of speed, thou art besought Populacs Must- - Not Whistle. Lawyer Skinner No; way below eleven toes on one foot. She is oik to lighten us with the dazzling rays ot Any person caught whistling to the It hv fare, rivalled only by the sun. Th? streets of Buenos Ayres is liable to The Neat Housewife. srrlval, like a yjirlrg breeze, will die be arrested. Tbe police alone have --Mrs. Simpkins T see that our hew the1 right to whistia. " npate the dark night of solitude and sofatlon." neighbor has bought a handsome umIh attention of ourreaaersis called Mr. Simpbrella stand for her ball. to the advertisement of Ores and Met-ala- " Mormter Wine Vat kins And now she makes her husin another column. Inis is not a hocrttda Vsti. Cal., boasts of the largest wins band come Into the house through the Sunday School Teacher Wing, do do you coll beating on that technical journal but s mining news ' vat In existence. This monster vsk kitchen and leave hla umbrella on tom-to"music V paper. Those who wisn to keep posted recently built on the property of the the sink. Wing Lee Hah! You ranches heathen like ragtime! on the mining development of the Italian Swiss Agricultural Colony, a Rocy Mountain country cannot find a successful cooperative concern, to rat mors valuable publication than this. His Mean Retort Surely. Comparisons, t In solid rock, being 84 feet In length. n (hoi-wonder I now, In ms "Ton married It for my money, solemn thing." said th First Chappie Mementoes" of Sunflower "Stats.! ?.i fa. t wi.ia n,i r, deep If bow the donkey ever came to he " wACiOi LU ou whea a woman treats a Fourth Assistant Postmaster Pen. capacity is- something over half a mft- used aa the r emblem of stupidity? eral Bristow is from Kansas, and the As for him be refused to lose his man with h a." A Double Foot "X" Rayed, ion gallons ot wine, being about threff as "Tt Second Chappie (with a yawn) man aint said the solemn." temper. fact was evident during the recent off the daughters of a poor family liv Imes more rapacious than any similar the with she at as You know, Im sure, deih boy; must Grand Army encampment to Washingwhen Dont have pink must been looking necktie, keow- e the world, toff to the territory of I.jublln. Thef-wr- t have been before our day. ton. Friends from the sunflower stats yourself in the glass, was all he said. wont trust him with his own wages. fowr outer toes are normally deve! brought him splendid specimens of A nisn n.aj gnrh over a woman, or oped, but to place of the ordinary big No Kids Wanted. i, Quiet Tip. , It lice versa, but the gushing t seldom, corn, apples, pears and potatoes all From Boston, Perhaps. Tenant (of apartment - house,- - to - Politician There goes a man you the leading agricultural products Is at this point that the deformity mutual. Dont you thlnk she has a very Quick I Send for a doctor at should know. He carries the state of of Kansas and these were hung or A girl' doesnt mind her rival air? janitor) Thet are six superfluous begins. distinguished being wife Illinois In bis pocket My strung artist Rally about his room to ojee! the toe. Of these two are well developed, exasperatinjriy clever if she to also young Yes, said the postoffic department Candidate Indeed?- - Who to he? but Instead of being free they are consolingly ugly. man. janitor Not on your life! No Judging from the chill she ' i Politician A map peddler. produces, I should call it a liquid air." children allowed in this house. "But when it Is tbe other side! swerving consistency?" "Then, my child. It it and malignant obstinacy. plg-hsad- redi-ce- e. rea-eon- d d , r Jm - asm - . -S y - r -- m ftt - g - |