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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That man may be competent, but it takes some time to put a press in operation. That the political put may be on the boll, but advertising is slim. That advertising in a newspaper is one of the most capable mediums. That there are sometime! a man may be at home and never feel at home. ... That a good car is a valued asset " to any miner that has it paid for. That the merchants in Midvale are advertising and getting aome of the money from Biftgham every Saturday Satur-day night with their specials. Why don't the merchants in Bingham get wise T That rabbits carry their powder puffs on the wrong end. That one little woman can make big change in a man's life, but ah needs a little change to accomplish That some husbands nave a aen, others growl all over the house. That man's greatest task today b to keep straight and make both ends meet. ' That the people of Bingham canyon still have confidence in their fire fighters; " That Insurance rates should be dropped gome In camp, when we con-aider con-aider the efficiency of our fighter? and the equipment. That the difference in firmness and obstinacy ia just the will power and the won't power. That if all people would pay their debts this little old Bingham would be k real Paradise. That women were made before , mirrors, and they have been before there ever since. That when a fellow is out for a political po-litical job, its the running expenses that keeps him out of breath. , That it was a cinch another would would have to swim the channel. That the long-haired woman who ' used to advertise hair tonics has quit , her job. That there aro some people who build caBtles In the air and live in an attic. ' That she was accused of being a nurse but it was later proven she was , a achoolmarm. That It's hard to be out of the reach f a good nurse when you need otte. ' That the man who finds money tight, usually admits he is loose. That a man's friends usually 'n't believe him when he talks about the money he makes, and the- government officials are just the same old way. That the people of Lark appreciate Mr. Burgon's endeavors to fix the Bingham highway from the pavement up, but would also appreciate the commissioner considerably if he would send some of his men to work on the Lark highway, even if it is done before be-fore election. That there are many who go through this world Unaware of thf beauties it contains. That "Pussyfoot" Johnson said "Most of our judges ought to be chloroformed." That visions that turn into realities are the only ones that count. : That Hogan's milk have the canned brands knocked into a cocked hat. That City Clerk F. W. Quinn is a proud granddaddy, now Barney is worrying. , That Miss Utah didn't acquire thf height that some of her admirers thought she could attain. That the burning question of the day is "Will Aimee come back," or return to the shack. That we doubt if the average wo-man wo-man cares for a baldheaded man any more than a man would care for a haldheaded woman. That the death of Valentino cost ' insurance companies $425,000. That spoiled boys are said to make bad husbands. . That most boys hate to have the hlghwater mark removed from their . necks. That some fellows who are stuck on themselves go around trying to : stick others. That 'ts always a pleasing fad even if we have no shares, to see a mine dividend notice published. |