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Show uu IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE. The man who didn't advertise Was dead extremely dead. His widow placed (of mammoth size) A stone above his head. She put his name upon the same, In letters largo and fair, To tell the eye of passers-by Her Man was sleeping there. Folks thought her sorrow must be great To raise this monument They did not know (she did not state) Her actual Intent. One day there came a former flame; Ho read; then soothed her sighs; And, as she wed, she softly said: "It pays to advertise!" Havana Times. |