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Show CARREL'S INCOMPREHENSIBLE COMPOUND WILL BRING JOY TO MANY D .inn ohopl pao re go" soMi? m BL " -y JHfft y '" i 'tn tiwr gg Ej CCJUJQZeoJ HE DVS-nC 4LTER4-TtoJS. j "5!i:! lH Should Hen ec " -v. v-ocrr rru - m - -J Wk tcr v s. oo wl tuls f all Tiifi- A X l OLO BoweueA) jH PieCPS ) v l-s rv GoT SoMe iKk V BOA X X HE SAO j'J 6. -taux. oe. jE . z j -" urf38 y, rue Svpp- -- - r l-p Jk Hpi eubp b rJ o (am A r Dr Alexis Carrel of the Rockefeller institute, who has discovered a ne medicine that will heal broken bones in four days expects to do even! Kreatir things with the new com- pound after it has been perfected. ! While the sood doctor does not come, riuht out aud say so. he ieaJs us to j believe that In future we will be quite exempt from all bodily Injuries. Inju-ries. The remarkable results already achieved seem to merit the most sanguine san-guine prophecies Consider the many uses of such a Commodity, Ponder a moment and recurd Its unlimited possibilities. It I Alexis Is as successful as he hopes1 to be the world of sport will rise UP and cher him lustily No longer will; fight fans be deprived ot theii mon-i ey's worth by police interference when a boxer is being assaulted and bat-1 terled A little of Doc Cartel's dopej between rounds will put the unfortunate unfortu-nate fighter on his feet again In the third round a hefty kick on the ear fractures his point of view. Ordinarily Or-dinarily this would end the fight. But his seconds will swab a spongefu) of ' Carrel -ine" on the Injured parts anJ he ocs back into the ring fit as a fiddle. Football too would be greatly bene-Mted bene-Mted bv such a discoverv With a larpe swimming tank or vat of it alonK the side lines no one could complain com-plain of "brutal features of the game Just dump the injured players Into the tank taking care to collect all their arms and legn ana various organs or-gans and they wculd emerge hale and hearty. Hunters who heretofore have been annoyed by Dating their ears and noses shoi off. when some other sportsman mistook them for a deer, would be able to hunt with iin-pODit iin-pODit Which is the way that most hunters prefer to hunt. Brery husband ot a bellicose wife 'mil. should keep a bottle in his pocket. Nay, a bottle in every pocket. Vhen wait friend wife leilns tn warm up for the ruff-stuff sketch, preparing to tap him one on the beezer, and wants to know what he did with that two bits she gave him last week HUH? then he can flash the bottle of magic 'BF mucilage and tell her to so pursue Wmf-f-herself for that two bits. Slnsin out the while "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but Carrel's dope will cure me iWfe Of course, if she's unusually mean she eo Id take the bottle away from him. but then Yep. it certainly looks as If Doc Carrel will do us all a big favor when be perfects this new brand of Pe-hina Pe-hina He has already received a No-bel No-bel prize for previous achievements. and if he puts this latest thing across we'll all pool in and give htm a toz or |