| Show I THE T- T SPORT LIGHT LIGHT D Dj m RICE J New York Inc Ille V U S Patent or- or Of Office fice TIIE UIE 1 Wl DC-Wl SHALL StULL SPEAK PE K Downtown they called him Silent Dan His voice vole was aa seldom heard Aull all his hia s life He wasted not a a word lIc went to church on OIl Sunda A deacon of ot the tho Clock HockA A man or o hest character as a rock hen people nee led rood good ad To Dan they always alwa's went For always It 1 he spoke a word It closed the argument But times have hav changed chanced for Cor Dan he h talks And sometimes most Par tolt golt has entered In his Ii And Abels Abel's turned to Cain lIe plays plas the th came gamo on Sunda And heres here's the tho WILY way ho tell Cell Last week he h broke broko a a hundred And cosh s-osh how ho did yell Ho talks talk along the tho the tho tee te right to tho cup And now I fuess uess hell he'll nv r stop Till they close his coffin up RAy RAT HIE NEXT INVADER IX ot at Sweden is the tho best Invader In that the other aIde sid has across Ho He fell Cell before or Boston Doston but Malone Maloney 0 of Bos DOJ Boston ton happ happens ns to be Just about s as they come Just Juat what merchandise Paolino at Spain will bring brine In his Is yet to bo hown shon It ho I Is better than the Swed Swed- Swedish ish entry he will make a II lot or nut But ho h Is landing In Ina Ina a tough spot even it he gets by Hanson with a flock ot or Malo- Malo Malo Delaney and around This Is no sector tor or a rater It may roay ba bo that Paolino and his hie punch will stir up some some- some thins thins- He H can hit and that type types Is always alwa's welcome He Is Is the invader ader with even en an outside chance chanco to climb Into lato the ring with Ith Geno Tunney on a II cr certain tain September evening TIlE THE G Still European chances hae their uses It Fidel Fidelo La Ia Barbara had drawn Newsboy Drown Brown ll place ot at Elky Clarke might not havo been or anything where now ho Is champion ot at the tho world arid Drown Brown now known aj as Mont Mont- Montrose rose Mont I rose the same being his real realI I name had llad more mor to show than L La Barbara Clarke Cor the Scotchman had nothing except the th ability to absorb a La Barbara Darbara will have to be beabout 42 U per c cent nt better than h was to hold his title till the part party it they meet at pounds or under YOU lOU CANT C COUNT C EM Sour SOllie statistical fanatic has written In to know how many basketball teams there then arc In tho United States State Indiana alone has several thou thou- thousand thousand sand Every university and col- col lose col-lose lea lea-e has a team Almost overy high school Thero are aro more Y Yf TM f C A and church teams than ou can name nam on the feet teet of at a thousand centipedes In tact fact tho year seven locust swarm has nothing nothing- on the tho bas bas- bas basketball deluge There are arc basketball teams in the to ono one football team There Thero are more mor basketball teams team than there are aro basketball te teams But Dut when It comes to offerIng any estimated cues as to tho total number somo ono one elss elf havo to do the th It Is I beyond any range ranee ot reo re research search this has haa MAUDLIN MAUDLIN- X L IS ISAn An entry can have ha a lot oC courage and a weal weak jaw It Ie Quick reflexes had to do with Intelligence any gorilla would make mak Aristotle look like a moron Progress comes to an abrupt halt when the th opinions of at others ln begin to matter too much COLLEGE In Io checking up a a list ot col Ice col-Ice legs feud the th estimated count ran to more than a dozen In- In In Instances stances where they no speak as they pass by Most Joet ot or this dates back to ancient grudges which the years hav havo failed to soften or to There Thero aro ar few tew fresh from the th modern era I In a 1 toot football ball way Penn Princeton to go back about years Cornell and Syracuse al al- al burn moet as tar far Alabama and Au Auburn Au- Au burn about twenty years Theao agreed long lone agO aeo to ant the still remains And when this feeling Is play there Is b no longer loneer any sane reasoning left lert Jor example one Harvard player ot AP even years ago charges that a Princeton ton back used a aton hammer part of or tho th game tarn When th suggestion was Wal ad- ad ad advanced aneed that this was beyond an reason ho h claimed to have hav seen the sled e hammer dropped and then thrown thron to the th Ride where It was quickly n a blanket This Is only a sample of oC charges which are ar tossed anI among monr the th sons ot oC Buck and Tackle |