Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1927-01-30 | Page 13 | Barbs

Absolutely said Senator Wat- Wat Watson Wat Watson al son when Senator Robinson asked him It if even a duly elected Idiot could get Into the th senate That's Tl the kind of ot talk that makes n a newspaper newspaper columnists columnist's life lite lit worth living I Ossip th conductor ot the of-the the Detroit Symphony orches orchestra tra wears a x collar five fl inches high No Na N mans man's collar Sleep ought to be and eventually ally will be b abolished accord accord- accordIng according ing lag to one ono of ot sciences science's n nOw w preachments Maybe tho radio IS having something to do with with It II Hordes of ot mice mica Invaded Berke Berke- Berkeley Berkeley ley Icy California recently A big boom In refinishing table tables and pi- pi piano pi piano ano nob tops topa In that neighborhood will be b on soon Scientists are raising a ped- ped pad treed ped-treed greed oyster Science Is wonder wonder- wonderful wonderful wonderful ful The next thing thine you OU know you ou wont won't bo be abl abia ablo to get c t apy ly sleep sleep at th the because of the noisy clams bragging about their their th family trees t r Copyright 1937 NEA NA rA Service Inc