Show S I SOMETHING WRONG I I I I JUST LIKE PHIL There la Is something slightly Wrong with the little conversations listed below which the writer can cannot can can- cannot cannot i not quite figure out Perhaps the readers can determine why I they do not quite ring true true- true Phil Kohn talking to wife who I has hal used his razor dear you OU certainly played a good joke when hen you opened those cans with my razor Its It's all aU full of nicks ha ha ha Ill I'll buy another Immedi Immedi- Immediately Immediately and place It on the shelf shelt where you can always find It G TO OBLIGE Street Car Conductor AI At Mont Mont- Montgomery Montgomery gomery to lad lady Dont hurry lady we have plenty of time even evento evento evento to back up to the crossing And we are ore always glad glod to change 2 20 billa bill TRUE TROTS HOSPITALITY violator Traffic Cop to vio- vio vio lator Please dont don't stop your car caron caron on my account I 1 only waved waed at atI I lyou you to say eay Hello Bill JOYS ENJOYS THE EXERCISE J Jack k Thomas to waitress Oh n changIng I 1 wouldn't think of you chang Ing my meat because It Is tough I enjoy tough meat It gives my false teeth such good exe Ise WITHIN THE LAW 7 1 Frank Goddard Goddord to Judge I realize judge I have had bad a a coke and am a lawbreaker and anyone who violates violate the law should be punished severely I 1 hope you give me 90 SO days das In jail at hard labor NEEDS 1 THE DUSI BUSINESS ESS Charlie Carlson to customer I I know I 1 am making per cent profit on this piece of goods good but my wife simply must have another mold maid and I X feel I ought to Join the Country club r PLENTY OF TIME wrestlers Sporting Editor Warden to wrest lers lera Sit down boys bos 1 I always alwa's hove have plenty ot of time to listen to who you think you can throw and how much money you will bet that you can do It It ANYTHING TO OBLIGE Mayor layor Browning to delegation of ladles ladies Why Why certainly ladles we are alwa always glad to contribute to such worthy causes cause as provid ing Ine providing a home for caring carinI for tor broken down Charleston dancers dancer I 1 will authorise the city auditor to draw you a a check Immediately for CHEAP MOON MOOS AT THAT Bootlegger 7 T T 7 7 1 T 1 to buyer I I know this Is poison polson I 1 am sell sellIng Ing you and Ite it If likely to kill you at youat any time Ume But you are lucky to get even poison 11 at 10 a gallon nowadays |