Show II l IN LIMELIGHT Arthur Woolley by some means mean had got to practice before the supreme court and with a proper recognition of the Importance o of the occasion was proceeding to tolay tolay lay loy the tho foundation ot of o his case by profuse citations from The Ju Justices tices patiently stood this for some time but finally ono one of at th them m remarked Young man manI I think It may be bo assumed that this court ourt Is acquainted with the tho prInciples of ot tho the common law Yes your our honor honor hono said the young attorney that what hat I assumed In the tha circuit court and I 1 lost my case Abo Abe Clasmann stopping to com corn comfort comfort fort a a boy who Is 11 weeping What Is the tho matter my man are you ou a ft poor defenseless orphan 1 sobbed the I dont don't know boy Al Mas dead and pas pa's Joined the Democrats Democrat I 1 say Bay said Ed Olson bison what do you OU do with such an enormous enormous ous crop of at peaches 1 Tom Norton Wo We eat what hat we can and what we e cant can't cat eat we can Indeed said s Olson what wo we do In oust our line line wo wo sell An order when hen we can sell II It it- it It- It and hen we cant can't sell It ft we can can- cancel cancel cel tt It The En Englishman lIshman r reported ported It Aw a funn funny stor story They were talking about a peach crop and Norton said they con con- consumed consumed con consumed part of It and tho rest they preserved It all nil I I forgot what Olson said but deuced funn funny Den Ben and one ot of o the time theold-time old time New Mew Englanders were occupying the tho same me seat In a rail rall- rail New road coach finally the Englander somewhat censoriously saId Youre t a a Jew aint you ou l Yes Yea s said I am a Jew Well I thought so 80 there theres therea too I many mony of o them In this country In Inthe Inthe the tho little town where I 1 was raised there wasn't a Jew said Bald Ben that was why hy It Jt was a little lithe town C C Harold Horold Pe Peery r who was pur purchasing I chasing an article In a Virginia store was obliged to go else else- elsewhere elsewhere else elsewhere where for the for Seeing Seeing- an anold anold oM old dark darky out In front ho he said mid Uncle Geor George e can you change a aten aten aten ten dollar bill A look ot of pleased surprise camo cr o er over the daley's face as he said Kernel I shore change chano dat bill 1111 but I do jes jea de same A stranger in fn Ogden stopped slopped mil Bill Leo Lee on the street and asked Ole the way to the e Elks club The answer was as follows St at ranger St ranger there are aro more moro than twenty tw t twenty thousand th peo- peo people peo people th this that that pie on street st can ia talk ta talk ta-talk Why In hell did you OU pick pi me ma out Harm did not come como home at the usual time and his wire wife became greatly worried After Arter waIting awaiting till midnight ht and know know- knowIng knowIng knowing ing that Harm had many friends among his brother Elks she sent half haIC a dozen telegrams asking Have Hl you seen een anything of Harm About two o'clock Harm cause came In and a few v minutes later the I telegrams began to arrive all to this effect Yes spending the night with me Mr and Mrs Bert Crites just justI I married had thorns In a large Portland hotel The rhe bride brido went out shopping chopping and when sho re- re returned returned re returned turned she be am contused confused at tho sameness of at the tho rooms and wan wan- wandered wandered dered up and down d wJ the halt hall looking for tor her own finally she thought she had the right one and knock knock- knockIng knocking ing lug upon the door she sold said Mon lIon ey y Honey let rie ue In Honey Hon lion lionel Hone Honey ey el e y n open pen the door Then she heard a heavy y voce voice Young Toung woman this I ll is not a a abee bee bee- beehive bee beehive hive this is la a bath room I respectfully asle a k your honor said Jess Holther In defending a prisoner charged with horse steal steal- stealIng stealIng stealing ing to Impress upon the jury that It Is better belter for ninety nine ninety guilty men to escape e than tor for one Innocent man mon o 0 be bo t fund ond guilty Yes that is s true said the judge reflectively and I shall so Instruct the Jury but I shall add that In tho the opinion or-Inton Of o the court It Is probable that the ninety ninety nine guilty men have bare already escaped Im a 0 Democrat because m my father and my grand grandfather rather were Democrats before me sl said 1 ern Spencer But Dut suppose your father and mere r re fools tools then what would you be asked Art Well Weil ell In 11 n that case was the re reply re- re reply reply ply I 1 suppose I I would be a lie lie- Re ne Republican publican 00 oo |