Show THE QUESTION BOX BOXBy By T ARBU WS Note Note desiring to have vital questions answered In these send them In an envelope with ten bucks buck and we will do the beet beat we w can Dear Arbutus Can you tell w the wg the best way r to get ret along alone with my m my husband MRS InS F w N M That Is a difficult question to an answer an- an answer but hero goes I find frank has a violent tem tem- temper temper temper per and a II nasty disposition Every sign he ho makes points to this The only way to get along alone with a bird birdlike birdlike birdlike like that Is 18 to 10 beat beat- up on him Watch Wa the tho signs he makes and When you ou see se a a good rood ono one take tak It away from him and break It over his bean ARBUTUS How can I get me m a wife wHo HERB HERB DE Darned It If I I know Herb It If It Il was U anyone anyon ciso elee but you ou Id I'd ea say us use your fatal Catal beauty my boy I Rut But how can I tell you to do that Maybe your terpsichorean will do the tho th trick Try It It ARBUTUS Friend Arb Im I'm a a young man of o a a very pleasant disposition and alid very ery hand hand- handsome Rome hand some Bome I find thab nany nany women are Just dust wild about m me and I fear that at any time I ml might ht unintentionally unintentionally offend on one of tb the little darlings How can I b be good rood to them and still till keep clear of ot the tho cops and breach of promise suits TILE THE THE CANDY CA DY KID lD Well ell Bub now you have hav given me- me mea m a poser Joser Reali Really I didn't know you were ere so darned sym tYm sym sym- sympathetic sympathetic pathetic with em cm Try this Boi- Boi Boiler Rol Roller ler skates are aro a a lot better than walking Also when out in a boat hay boat hays laye a bathing suit handy A girl simply cannot maintain her dig dig- dig die nit and walk home horn from a boat ride Does that solve your probe problem lcm lem em Dear Deer Arbutus I hav haro always wanted to be b a dispenser of o eau eats cats a caterer Can Call you tell me m what course court to pur- pur pursue pur sue sueT FAY FAY Of Ot course Ever try picking r a chicken thicken You cant can't dress a chick chick- chicken chicken en on what you make make You can can- cannot can cannot not have hao your our cake cako cak and eat cat It Let It alone Dear Arbutus A certain good friend of ot mine has given Riven m me a wonderful recipe for be near beer r II Ito says to take some malt and rice and yeast anda and IL a lotta other stuff Bluff and it you mix mb It right It'll corn como coma as near beer as ae anything ho ever tasted Look me up and Ill I'll let you tast taste tute some of It It Now my problem Is la how to lay 13 oft the th stuff Can you Ou help meE me E E T S S The Th only way ay I know you ou will willever willever willever ever lay off oft Spence I Is to go so out In Inthe inthe the yard and shoot yourself Mr fr T Arbutus Esq Dear Sir andI Can You U tell Frank Francis Fr and nd nd I I how we can let get Invited to speak In public We both think we w are very efficient alon along alone the tha oratorical line ART AilT ART WOOLLEY Better Detter try running for tor congress Dear Arbutus I am trying to dry up the town and want some suggestions Can You tell me roe how to so go about It Il GEORG GEORGE Just carry carryon on and on and on and the Sahara desert will Ill soonbo soon lIoon be a back number Well Hell tear out the buildings and go eo back to farm farm- farming tarm InS ing Twenty fifth street Dear Arbutus For many years I have been try try try- Ing to develop a sense of humor I find that when It comes to a showdown a funny tunny story Is beyond my ability Please Please Pleas elucidate a remedy for tor this falling failing FRED FilED FRED E W N Well Fred you you ou just stick to It as you ou are doing and you'll come out all right By the tho way ever bear the tho th one on about the th traveling salesman Mr Arbutus I I- I want to know how a fellow goes roes about It ft to get ret elected to the theoffice office of tiler of ot Ogden lodge No 19 B D P 0 O E This has been my ambition for many years JOE JOE Just stay on the th outside Mr Willet Millet and therell there'll be no ques- ques questions ques questions asked for you to answer op 00 The great menace to the forests Is fire tire which destroys the timber dries up the th streams drives away wild life liCe and leaves In Its wake ruin and desolation ROTTEN JOl JOKE Ed Garcia was In an audience listening to an agriculturist lec- lec lecture lee lec lecture ture on raisinS raising chickens He asked May I ask how you would tell tella tella tella a had bad egg The reply Well Nell It If I had any any- anything anything any thing to tell a bad egg eed I would break it gently oo o Jake Nye Ne This book will Ill do halt your our work ork LI Les s Kerner Give me m two quick |