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Show i That the new garage ia lrQi more like a real building evcW. That the farmers are all smalt.., i week over the beautiful showers we have had. That there is no occasion to buy any furuiture in Salt Lake when the Bingham Furniture Co. has such a number of bargains. That all the girls will be back again, looking for beaus. That to see a real picture show for half the price you now pay will be a real treat. That the typewriter trust don't stay with all their agreements. (Continued on Page Ten) That the "Daily Mail" one of the livest dailies of London, England, recently re-cently published the following paragraph. par-agraph. "Crimes by young men have greatly increased, girls are taking to drink, the desire for a good time is universal, there is an arrogant resent ment against restraint, and homes are breaking up in all directions. ' That if some people are anxious to become little angels why stop them in the act. That sometimes there are old heads on young shoulders, but they are not old enough to graduate. That Health Officer Standish has been kept pretty busy the past week supervising the cleaning up of the different districts in his charge. That Dame Fate was not satisfied by taking one of Fred Turner's cars, but made him feel in a position that he would just as soon be a bum. DID IT EVER j OCCUR TO YOU I That when the gospel is faithfully ! preached the preacher may rely on I getting more knocks than dollars. . Did It Ever Occur to You That the biggest fool a like to show their power. That thfere are State Officials who want the receipted bill before they hand out a check to pay the account. Why should these things be? That the Bingham News has on a different garb this week and we hope it will satisfy and that the typographical typograph-ical errors will be less in the future. That a company is anxious to buy the formula for Bron-eho-line frown. Dr. Campbell of the Campbell Drug Co. Try it for insect bites, chaps and cuts of all kinds. Once tried alwuys used. , That sometimes It's the things we don't do we regret the most. That Mother's Day should be every day, and would be if Mother could have the place in our lives she should have. That some people get old gracefully while there are others who even try tse latest dances. That an optimist is one who sees opportunity in every disaster. That there is too little law obser- vance and too much so-called law enforcement. en-forcement. That the meanest man in the world refused to shave his wife's neck. ' That you cannot make any business a success by handing out bum checks. ' That it is advisable not to shift your mouth into high gear, until your brains are working. That we prefer the old-fashioned mother who could fry a steak, mend a sock, fix your pants, give you a nice hot one and put you to bed when you felt bum, to the frizzle hearted, the painted eye browed, gum chewing, card-playing, ragtime dancing society ones. That there are 3,000 postmistresses postmistress-es in the United States what a job they have on their hands of proofreading proof-reading all the post cards. That you are advised to save your money until the grand opening of the new picture show house. That when the law states a woman must wear long stockings she will immediately flout the law by rolling them to her knees, permit them to go bare legged and they will wear them as long as they can pull them up. That spats between husband and wife are due more to temper than anything else. That Mike Mauss is getting busier and busier every day. That there are reckless walkers as well as reckless drivers. That the American Railway Express Ex-press agent in the Bourgard Building can give you some wonderfully cheap shipping rates. See him. That when the friend with a bottle tells you "Take a shot, it will straight en you out," it may be true. All that is needed then is the O'Donnell Co. to - put on their finishing touches. That the girls of Bingham took more interest fn Paint-Up week than any of the men. . That there are some people who would like to know if abbreviated skirts are the height of fstshion. That a good immigrant was found down in the valley the other day read ing a pamphlet "how to become an American citizen" while by his side I was operating a fifty gallon still. That the woman who planted the power under the shack where her husband hus-band was sleeping and spit the fuse, was nervy alright. That Bingham and the district over went a good cleaning the past week, yet there is a chance for a little more to be done. That very few men are hero worshippers, wor-shippers, because oftimes they know conditions too well. That Sears Roebuck never helped to buy an automobile for charity in Bingham. |
