Show GIVES TWIN SOME NEW IDEAS ABOUT 1 I I II I II I I III I I r a G Not me mC I 1 1001 I ook that way on time account or of not homing had 11 ell cli last night BY S n M I HATS S 8 all this stuff tutt I been heel WHAT v reading bout Inquires I I 1 inquires of Dome inne gan who's vitos got sot the tho th r rep p of ot a little som something about eVel y- y thing and er e thIng about noth- noth log What hat country does doel thon lads ladR come como from Irom ho he dont don't come from Irom no country the thor they Is jusa a tate state of 01 mind It iou OU In t got gota oa a thIng thins In the s 's world orld to bra f about hout OU OtI elp and that OU me Ie a and What dol does that make ou I emits In Justice of the time peace In Mitt Me Mo Io Ann idu bu A NO die go goes roes on Dome I Is ii to be bo a i lurl white gentile Protestant Prote that's eligible to the time Ku Ku Klan it if hes he's got ten mackers I Where I wants want to know knots doc does the brag come In being one Que of t them things I knew a that was suns as a 0 gentile Prote Protect Protect-inand and the tho purest white vou ou ever seen sen but he never r got tot no thin th n being a helper to 10 tho the town collector i An Albino I Is a washed out Nom Nom- die with 1111 the pink ee eve returns and lie he h dont don't count The Simon poor s 's s sup sup- supposed suppo posed cd to be he the lads lade th-it th com comae from Northern Europe coil and the Is also supposed to be boyi boyc t done all the big bit thines things to mal mak the world orl eh now How ABOUT ABOrT JEM War Wa Was Ju Jesus Je u a NordIc j 1 Oaks a Ks Nope he lie returns I 1 continued Nope ho hI I It It mu must mut t be bp t I remark r tor for lor a country run b bv NOI dies to bUIld up It ill religIon and Its It r around persons that tha Is to tobe tobe tobe be Funny am ain aln t the fhe wOld woid won for lor It ans anser er era High Dome Its It's a roar roar- roarIng roaring roar inc Ing joke especially lally nhen hen you con con- considers con considers siders alders that the d ad a d the Greeks and tho the Arabs Arab and the Jm s were vere crt h when alien In the tho real ral dies up in Northern Europe 1 ere ere wild lid pIrates eating nw meat I cutting their hid kids kidi In front I ot of trees tree that they worshipped a and andus l lIh us Ih Ing generally like ra- ra razorback razorback ra razorback zor-back zor hogs hogo in a 0 cesspool How comes It I Inquires Inquire they run the world now DEMPSEY 1 0 0 Thit A R easy replies RunnIng the world 1 am ain aln t a mat mat- matter matter mat matter ter of ot brains or morals or education lion tion or anything like that Tt'S ns the two that bowls them over pr In one on night in III inthe Inthe the same am ring Jack Jach Dempsey could lick Edison Ford Burbank and all the professors professor In Harvard without halt half trying but that wouldn't make Dempsey the th most mot civilized d bobo In America would it Is I be he a Nordic 1 i inquires I 1 doubt It returns High I Dome Domo lIes lIe's He probably a mI ot of Celt and Latin As An a a maUr ot of facts they aint no pure pur Nordica The The way ay say the tho different folks In Europe were chased over the map marand and the thea th a way Swede and Frenchies and Danes Dames Dane and Irish have hav been marrying each ach other the th tat list Mil 00 sears ears things thin I Is ao so miXed up III that the guy cuy on the street you'd imick out to be b a Nordic would probably be bimbo named Pictro Ginsburg burB with a full in for tor a mother a Jetor Jew Jes tor for a n father lather two to that was waa Till Ti Its lc wIth sith n a mixture of and nd aI and two that sas 88 wa Arabs Arab with Ith a I touch of ot and a lash dash or of Russia Tho The nearest we use Is It got cot In inthis this country to clear cloar Nordic Is 18 them cuckoos cuckoo living In the moun mun- mountains mountains of North Carolina and Ten Ten- Tennessee and th them m places The Th y done much marrying around there outside of ot In their own sons gong and ani that's that the th reason I am ain aln t ne neer ne er heard about then mountaineers down n there bel being so 80 ch ci civilized III zed I 1 remarks remark flOOK OHM They I is anything but says tIRS in They I is the mot most Ig- Ig c backward folks we got In America They Is mostly h y li sith ideas of S II and them things thing that would make a 0 three three- old er-old kid ashamed of his melt elt but just jut the same ome they Is In got pot the blood that t Is worth a n whoop to the Ih Nordic shouters Howd Ho this Nordic stuff sturt tal stait t I inquires I I don t t I member hearing nothing about It until When hen a gloY e y starts tarts slipping returns High Ilich Dome ome he starts start putting on a 0 front and br hoping to put over oer with ahole a hole loti noise noiRe and anil hurray burray what JIO ho can t do no more with hi his fists or with his brains Its It's It a a cinch that the Nordic Nordie attain Is In dying out In Inthis inthis this country They ain aln am t hard no more mora alienists alienist coming t from Nor a Nors and Sweden len and Denmark and England and them countries and them that Is here hore now has hns a children and not no moro more moreIn moreIn In the tho other hand band evem we boho hobo that can get ret here from hal Ital Italy or Rusia and them places place comes come and him and his wife ha has o from five to 15 5 children You can see hat what's gonna conna happen In about 50 years year ct 1 n vs IV 11 IN lII i Nordic are gonna fonna b be about as au I scarce in In America as legged five humming bird birds In the brick lay log business The Tho whole hole country's s 's gonna be bo a n ml mixture turo of ot Slav and Italian with a dash dah of n Nordle Know now ans thing about his his- history his history tory I Ive se H heard beard the word sass sas aa I Well ell goes on Finnegan hen Rome Yo was MOS as on It Its last legs leg's It WOI ked the same paine stunt the th Nom Nom- die dic lter ho Is pulling now It started a n cleat rah tah about how swell well it was as to be b a Roman citi- citi citi zen a the job so o good food thit they they- bluffed a 8 alotta lotta the tho th wild 1 lid guS that was camp amp log Ing camp ln outside of ot the city to tear the th burg to pieces piece Eventual E Eventually ly Iy one ono lad lal did bust Into Rome Rom and called It Its bluff blurt He lIe found that what hat the city was pat on was only i t pair of ot deuces so to lie be called and lazed mazed the town to How docs does thit Roman Homan hop ap- ap apply apply ap apply ply to this country I ask asks a CsT T T BET BIRTHS This This way ay plaIn High Dome Dom Right floss BOW the are running the th go They Is got cot all the swell well Jobs because they are putting 0 over oser er tho the bluff blutt a about bout being tho the people Pretty soon poon oon the guy guys that am ain aln t Is h gonna look around and anti say to os We We got rot more mor votes than them lads lade lad Lets Let's L ts t's get ret and run em cm out of ot th the White WhiteHouse WhiteHouse House and Congress and boos bose bos the United Stale States The Th Idea Ida ot of the Ku Ku Klan I Is to keep koep nu nuth the Nordic front and It If necessary scare car the th other race races ri-ces coo con con testing But iou ou cant can't beat the th birth rate rat kid It II get cot you ou In Inthe inthe Inthe the long Ion run It aint helped China none nona to torun torun torun run Asia Ada I remarks remark They Thoy Is la some om difference re- re returns returns re return turns turn between II a a lotta Ignorant coolies and a II country full ot of educated duelled thinking and scrap scrap- scrapping pins crap pinG folk tolls folks They dont don't vot vote In China feller teller rats guy tuy Smiths Smith's race raco for tor the th presidency has scared cared the their blue blu socks ock s Hoss How that I wants to know TO V U S Fifty years ago uro or even ven 25 returns ti n a Catholic and the son on of a Immigrant would never havo even thought of get get- getting tine got ting sing Into the th running Ills His candi candi- candidacy candidacy dacy would a II ben been b en a Joke joko No guy W was considered unless hIs iii folks had come corn over about the th tim time land Ene-land of the Mayflower from Bog Bog- land or Scotland Tho The tact that SmIth stirred up all ll the tho th excite excite- excitement mont ment that he h did proves that the Nordic non In this thio country aint to be b no more mero by the th slip slip- slipping slipping clip piny ping Lodges and Lowell and nd the such In III a few tw snore more mor oar ears you ou might ht see aee He the th son ion of ot an Immigrant or a wish Jo-wish boy In th the White House Heuse Hou e The Th old crowd that run the th country Is In going fast fait nd they thoy y ala aln aint t nothing that can top Stop their lr exit outto the th picture Ku KuKu KuKu KuKu Ku Kl Klans ns and holding em m back at Ellis Island maybell maybel keep koep the now new suns gang from from taking hold right away awny but the th finish Is I easy ay to toe see seo e rATE IN IS Is I that onna gonna Konn be b a 0 good thIng for tor the country or bad I inquires In- In quires I don t know admits admit Dome iome They aint no question but them Nordic done dene don good goed by bythe bythe byth the country but bot whether the tb next breed will do better or re- re remaIns re remains mains to be b seen en England wa was doing pretty fair felt when the tho th Nor Nor- Normans Norman man mans maDS took hold but then It dId better Later Lt r on k a lotta lott Germans como come oser o and crabbed the th British throne and the th empire did even better You cant can't toil tell about noth noth- noth- noth nothing log ing tin tin- youve you've tried It The Th funny thing though Is Ie i the way the th melt mett- mettIng melting melt melt-Ine Ing pots pot's pot been b en working In thIs country Funny lunny I asks k Yeh lie be h return returns The Tho Th Idea was waR that the th Nordic would wal wai wallow low up the new crowd u a mat mat- ter of ot facts tach the Ue ste I-ste corners comers rs Is chewing up imp th dies New Eng Eng- England England land eils axe 1110 Ing Italians and tvs Sl-tvs and lush h an and amid ot off their for Ign name names Time The Ca- Ca Ca Cabot bots bot are disappearing and the thc are coming UI up Youre Your a Nordic aint aln t you ou I queries Not me answers I look 1001 that way vay o oi on the th account ot of not having ha had much sleep last nIght I |