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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That we appreciate Jack's kindly , thought of us when he made the presentation pre-sentation of a dandy wild duck. It I sure was good Jack. I I That there is a Grocery operating in Bingham who do not patronize the I home town printer. I . ' That gasoline and mule altho they may resemble each other in appearance appear-ance do not work satisfactorily. I That there are some church offi I cials who on occasions violate the State laws. That we are proud of our fire fighters fight-ers and the town's new fire fighting I equipment Thursday's fire in Can i Fork ably demonstrated their elfici-! elfici-! ency. That you can buy money orders at the American Express company's office of-fice in the Bourgard building. Why walk farther. That the Town Clerk recently demonstrated de-monstrated his ability with a soldering solder-ing iron. That it is advisable not to run for public office unless you want your wife to find out from the opposition newspaper what a villian you are. That Jay Mitchell has" a dandy heater on exhibition in his store window. win-dow. Ask Jay its advantages. - That with the recent fire in Carr Fork in mind, why not see one of the boys at the Bingham State Bank and ask their Fire Insurance rates. That when women are frightened by anything after dark, a man usually us-ually is blamed. . That there will be fewer divorces when people quit marrying. That the miner who is sinking a shaft is practically about the only one who starts on top to make life a success. That a man who has a swelled head doesn't usually sufi'er as much as those who are compelled to associate around him. That next to the fellow who is always "borrowing trouble" stands the person who is endlessly complaining. That it is a splendid thing to have self respect, but false pride is quite another thing. That love at first sight often causes the victims to wish they had consulted consult-ed an oculist. That it wiJl always be remembered as one of the sweetest kisses. That people Who most complain about the public trend of affairs, and ay a change is needed are th& who fail to take any interest in the Town Election. That they even try to say our old friend Dempsey is on the outs with his wife, but when he calls her "Honey "Hon-ey Dove" on his return to Los Angeles Ang-eles we shall have to take the other story with a pinch of salt. That if you are anxious to know all about the future see Ali-Din tonight at the ISIS. That when a certain party gave the priest a dollar for marrying him the priest thought the sum was exceesive. That the brands vary consiiler:.Jly we are told. That Joe Pelaney is busy on the Dance bill again. That if the government demands their prohibition agents to drink whiskey, it should furnish them with good whiskey. That one should never ask a woman questions, give her time and she will tell you all about it. That as a rule the chronic knocker ceases only when the undertaker frets him, for the habit once acquired is most difficult to break. That when Steve get the prize Ford Coupe we are assured a ride. That you could have gotten a subscription sub-scription with a pound of coffee. That we would like to know what a newspaper has to do with a Town Election even if it is published in the same town. That we do not advertise the undertaker under-taker without orders to run an Ad. |