| Show t DOROTHY DIX TALKS I R n flit the World ru t et r ld 1 Woman Write GIFTS THE SENTIMENTAl SENTIMENTAl- GIRL WOO THE GOLD DIGGER WITH WITH POETRY BE A CAVEMAN TO TIMID GIRL AND ALLOW PIOUS GIRL TO REFORM YOU J I HAVE HAYE a letter from Crom a man an orr who says I I ft III you please write Tite an Sn article on how the various h pIS pI'S of women I should be wooed Well son ion on once upon a time I Interviewed I a famous who h had d led twenty three blushing brides bridei to the tho altar and I asked a ked him himI what was will his hie recipe for a lady killer I Humph ho he replied making a woman t fall In lovo love with you Is the tho easiest thing Inthe In Inthe the world All you have to t do I Is Just Juit talk herself one ono of them will to her hor about bout Every i fall for that THAT was the opinion of one who hat had qualified as a i THAT I Ian ot of which he be spoke Al Also Alao ty an expert e on the subject V without doubt thia advice furnishes a r good general rd platform on which to begin operations None of us male mrle or t turns turna a deaf dear ear to the Yoke voice that tha i j chants our praises and we alt all look with a favorable the good ta te to p eye ee upon the Individual who ho baa haa single us out from the herd for tor especial admiration to perceive DIX and the superior judgment and how really remarkable we wo are Beyond the general fact that all women being human are aro amenable to flattery there Is the fact that every woman ha some particular weak spot In her armor at which Cupid don does well to aim his darts THESE 1 points of attack vary ary according to the Individual woman oman oman and andI anA I 1 if it Romeo really means business he be does well to make a careful stir sur vey of the terrain before he lie brings up his machine gun Un to play upon Juliet's h beau heart There Is for Instance the greedy girl the grasper the gold digger the girl who Is la mad fer good times time the girl who the tho smartest restaurants and eat the always alway wants to go to hIghest priced food and to dan dance danna e at the most mot expensive Jazz Juz places and ride In taxis taxi and wear orchids The only bullet that will ever bring her down r is a silver allver one CHG must be wooed with theatre tickets and automobile rides and an S and wild parties and jewelry and Rifts gifts 1 Money Honey Is la the only thIng that ever talks to her Sho does not care so much about how bow much ucb r a man toRn loves her ber as II she ehe does about how much he be will spend upon her and the highest bidder gets herin her herIn In distinction contra-distinction to the tho grabber Is the sentimental girl She Is la all heart She has hu an insatiable yearning for love She wrap the world up in n a romantic dream and Is I capable of seeing any commonplace man u a a knight In shining armor The Tho way to the sentiment girl girls girl's heart I r is to take the poetry trail you can get her positively doped on and nd Indian love lyrics YOU Y Talk to her about her soul and she will Just lap It up Send her bor herten a aten aten ten cent bunch of violets because you say they make you YO think of her C eyes es and nd she ehe would rather ha have hae e them than a tiara Tell her bEr that you never loved before and that lou ou have gone through the tbs world looking In lo lain ain aln for tor the Only One until you found liar lIer that hat ou recognised hir on eight as S sour our predestined mate and she will swallow It whole and ask for tor more Remember a few the dates dates time you first met her the tine she he wore ore ore a blue dress and she ehe Is 1 ours You can send out the wedding Invitations Then there Is I the timid girl The type The gIrl who is sweet and gentle and appealing but who never can make up her mind who cant can't decide what she ahe wants to cat In a restaurant and who always buys buye the wrong clothes Never aek ask a girt girl who cant can't decide Instantly between lob lob- lobster lob lobster ster Newburg and a club sandwich or who doesn't know whether er she he would rather go to the or to grand opera if h she will marry you Caveman stuff tuff Is the play here her ber that at you are going to trot her around to 10 the tho parsons parson's on the T HELL day of next month and that ou tire lire going to live together II e eer ever er afterward because ou are the tho handsomest cleverest most moat man in the community and that she BIle Is a lucky woman to got get oU And she will believe ev every ry word of ot It That kind of a oman worna needs a master as much as a homeless dog does and she adores the man Inan who abo ho bosses herThen her herThen Then there is s the pious plou girl Great little church worker Belongs to all the societies anti Has Hae an Innocent and naive vanity that makes her believe bellevo that she aho has haa a pe special lal call to reform the world That type of gIrl has a morbid curiosity about wickedness and the man who wants want her can enthrall her by painting hIm himself self a a past put as aa black as aa ink The Tho worse he has been the tho better so 0 to speak IS cue is to tell tIll her that her love lose alone alono will alit redeem him bim and that H HIS he only n needs eds her angel band hand to lead him up to the heights where ho he will nev never thirst for tor a highball again or know there thero is la a petticoat in the world orld bu but hers She cant can't resist taking his soul Into her keeping and when hen she abe does docs that the remainder of ot him follows Then there is la the sympathetic woman who cant can't keep from motherIng any man ho who IS r hurt In the battle of life and who wha I is won by a hard luck story dory as ae a she ahe never would be by good fortune J AND ND theres there's the tho domestic woman who ho answers the call of any man roan manA AND A who rattles a of aluminum cooking vessels at her And theres there's the v woman oman v who ho Isn't lent much Inclined to matrimony at all aI but ho eventually marries the patient wooer who has baa camped on her door door- doorstep doorstep doorstep step But why multiple Instances Instance Any woman can be won by W Wany any man who hu has ha gumption enough to find her soft loft spot pot DOROTHY DIX DIS Copyright 1924 by Public Ledger Company I |
