Show 1 4 I HIGGINS AIRS HIS VIEWS J JON ON PRESIDENTIAL SCRAP I I I V 0 i- i iI 0 I J s H t 0 II I t loOt got rul otate in Iii Florida Think lies lie's gonna sit elt quiet and tot let the tho trade aU ali get shunted to the PadUa Slop By r S M Bl-M UZ l 1 Y SEE etE I to HI High h Dome Dom Finnegan n Bill Bryane Brynn trotted out a k hone boso in Florida Florid fo e Democratic nomination nomination nt eMa en If II untrue ho comes comos back Tt t bo boi s a picking days daYI y la a over oer An ho S 1 Just juet takIng a alp alap l p at California when wh nhe he sprunG that ne new tad lad l da s a name Ho Iton do ou mean I Inquired It ou lit be plain even ven to u II uJ uI J I Dome McAdoo from Calif 0 aln am the t ho h T Well W ll e e cr 01 time he get tet gets Into nto the tho ne neni n v i he ho boost boo t the th pac HIans Bryans got cot real e tate In ho lie a gonna ronna sit It lt Quiet and nd lot let the uck i trade all 1111 got get ct shunted W to the Slop You do him hint grave gr v Injustice X 1 Ir returns turn BUI Bill aint that thit kinda tel Tel Tel- rel-ler rel and and- L- L t Maybe Maybo not Cuts cut In Ut If that th t aint the reason fox for r IT j sprinting this baby then the only other explication explanation In Is hes he's he and tint aint H lt there ther noI nomore no DO I toLio more What Wh t could auld lit he expect to Lio 10 with a bird that nobody ever heard of running ru a one one-hono that trat dont don't en e ret got et Into the tho S I football news new tram from a stAte that got about as much chanco chance of at elect elect- electInG electIng elect InG a president In the next three hundred and fifty Iny ears eara ear as IlS I got ot of having hoving breakfast with the Duke of York morning moning Ho dont don't mount to I Ino no now I but ml mil bo Bryan I I can push him nto to tho the lime light i II UllY V OUT OUTi II Not Not e e cn Into the lemon Iemon says ay Dome V hen the Democrats picked New N r York for forthe forth the convention town they thoy practically practically practically ally kicked BI Bren an In the th face fac ace and threw him tho the Indo He Hes H andI I about as strong with the p p now na DS D pick Is 1 with a Ii guy suy that that's got th the mump and lust jut to took oJ a dose dose ot of calomel They used u ed to ho bo boa hoa bos a a time tim wh n the Democrats wouldn't do nothIng without get get- set ting setting getting tho the hIgh sign 1101 Ini from the great commonest nowadays they inda I out what hat he h doean doesn t want before I voting unanimously to go to ahead and do clo It Copping Dryan Bryans Bryan's the th I big We play with the right 1 0 oc ow Hell He'll have about as es much ado 0 do with the contention con In June I M JimI j n I 1 got tot to do doa a the th price pric of ot fried goat moat met In northern Ice Ice- Iceland Iceland Ice Iceland land It Murphy hear about not no MOl Brennan not notI no Brans It It looks look I remark remarks like lIke a abig abig abis I big da day for tor the Irish Sure Suro and It Is says ay Finnegan I might mention on the side alOe that picking New also al o give you youa youa a swell Idea how strong the KuI Ku I Klux Klan Hian not Is-not Is not Ain Mn t I been beon beonI I telling ou au rIght along they cut no more marc lee Ice In the 1921 21 I elections election than tho the Barbers Barber's union of Bul arla will Z New bo the tho last la t place I the tho sheet workers would want for fol fora tora a contention and they're suro euro to toH-et toH get a R fine lille razzing hen nhen hon the dole dele rates dele gates tes get together OUT hoar hears twitches swItches thit t Mc- Mc McAdoo's Mc-Adoo's Mc I I I Adoo's chances chance aint been helped none either by letting Tex rox Rickard stage the show how What nhat do you think Mr Well W ll says ay High Dome thea aint been boosted any and If he hedon hedon hedon don t soft pedal on the dry stuff and come rome clean on the Ku Kus hos ho's likely to find himself wIth nothing on his hande h nd excepting climate the next four foul 3 cars It If Frico co had landed the th convention been beon a II cinch Per Pcr- I think Underwood aDd ad th Is the th lads lad that has ha bone bone- b fitted ne-fitted fitted b the riot being staged at Square Squar You figure Smiths Smith's got tot any I chance I asks ask Not Not to win In nm answers I toI but holl hell bo be strong trone enough to name the guy uy that will and I wouldn't be b so o surprised If It the muss dont don't wind up tip Ith the Tam Tam- Tarn man I to man Taggart man-Taggart-Brennan Underwood votes otes going X X I dont don't set get that OIye ny I Id ure figure Smith Under Under- Underwood Underwood wood C on OR JEW JIW ope I High High Dome too wot wet and the tho country aint ready et ot for tor a Catholic or 01 a low rew Ita a damn cuckoo Idea Mea to hal bar barl barK Il l man from a job on account nt nf his hla religion reunion but ou OU lIottI let got out In the smith small mal countr country town towns of or lew ew England and the tho middle west we t to get the tho th l nt on It The flat heads out there thero Is got cot a Idea It a a ens to be bo president the move to the th WhIt White House Il It mo moron ron stuff tuff of ot course but hut like Ilk thoy says Its It's It a 0 we wo Is facIng f not no conditions condition Why I wants to know would Underwood be 0 K IC with the boa hoIsT 7 Well ell explains Finnegan hc lies lie's pretty nearly right on all the things the they Is I for tor In New Tork Ho Hooted Ho agaInst the tho eighteenth amendment but aint so ao o wet wot now hos ho's gone cone after tho Ku Ku Klan strong hes he's In good rood with Ith ith the th busl- busl bu ne l-ne ne s crowd on the account of not having no wild wild-e wild clod ed Ideas IdeM about tariffs and tues taxes and the such suchlike suchlike like and besides hos ho's ho been beon In Washington ao so long Ion that everybody knows knowe him Bryans Bryan's Bryan him too which helps some Th The only thing that hurts him Is hi l that ho he comes from Alabama which Is one on of them states whore where they can put tho Republican vote voto In a 0 phone booth Picking a Democratic can can- candidate cnn didat front from the tha th bo be like shipping castile Stile soap to Newcastle but ho he might get Bet b by at that Could he make mako much of o a 11 race If he ho hould cop I 1 Inquires Why noU not returns HIgh Hl hD Dome me It If It he can cnn grab Tab off oft New NewYork NewYork York and the th solid fat tat tates to get away with It I guess he could run about as fast fait as a any other othor Democrat Demorat How fast Is thaU that I asks Do 5 our own om guessing s bo 10 an- an answers answers an answers Finnegan It all till depends on what congress does docs sith lIh Ith the taxes and end the bonus and the th such suchlike like and how good busIness Is this year whether Coolidge sticks or takes the tile air all Besides Beside ou gotta figure they Is a t chance ot of o the tho Re- Re Re Republicans publicans splittIng up like they done when hen ben Wilson won On the first time e They am ain aln t no nay ay ay of ot aati- aati Tying them bo bole bor out In the north north- north wes west and nd they may pring a ticket of at their 0 own onn n It If they dOos doel doe the I Democrats could nominate you or 01 ora ora a ello doand dog doe and cash I Ia ICO CO co I Why I Is It I inquires that I II Iron Iiron I ron fon t never hear henr nobody mention Cox for tor the tho th nomination 1 Am Ain Aln t he got nt another nother chance chunco coming to him 1 They elo ghe g e Br Brian an three dIdn't they LIsten Litten bo returns return It if ou ou u was to enter a boy In It a amile mile m race and ho he lost lot b by a to mile I I and a 0 halt half you ou wouldn't send end end him to the post alln for or lour our money would auld ou Cox was beten be tn too bad for or the Democrats to tako take 8 an- an another an another n- n I other bane with him You gotta remember that Br an the tha fIrst I times time came Ilme cam within a nee are of toning a-toning 1 lou iou ou D poser perr er heard an body mentioning parker again after the tho terrible trimming Teddy gae Bate him did you I 1 i so e o e oen en cn foi cotton thai that he h ran I I From the th way you taIls al the Republican convention Is I all allcut allcut allcut cut and tried fried Is Ie I that what you thinks l I Unless the box boa can stall atall tall or four tour days daya before tho the s ss s 's High lUgh Dome them hotel keeper keevel s aint gonna gonD havo 1 t chance to Get eel back none of th the tho dough Ih the put up for tor the th show how the belt hop ll be bo stuck sith Ith the tho hooch they I lays lay ys up tor for the tho delegates thoI I I MeanIng what I Inquires Inquire It If you was talking sense I MN explains Finnegan that they will only be Le one ono ballot and cop It only takes a majority ou au know A majority ot or what I asks aka without thinking A majority of at o the p L down 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