| Show t f TWIN HIGGINS ON CONGRESS I He Find Findo Out Just What Great Deliberative Body Plans to Doto Do D to People This Winter By SAM HELLMAN Author of Low Bridge and Other Stories T Copyright 1923 N Y T Tribune Ii Inc Ine c 5 S I cheerful to HIgh Is Dome coming back bac Ito So I hears he comes but so so O if IR ill Congress Try and get geta Sa t a tide mule-tide laugh that What I Inquires does ou this sea ses- thInk they Is gonna do at elon stouT 7 r r You 1011 me as per usual i 1 e- e turns urns III h Dome Congress dont don't neer ne'er come leros an an w heros hero's near the dimes and mileage per they drags down but right before beton ft a Presidential they Is about us abo-us hOre hor e Is liS as valuable ai to a Il gU guy running a Il foot race I wants want to know Is ii they than then than they Is Isan nn more useless an all the tho times Because pain Finnegan but dont don't do nothing they talk selves hell es and the pro bone pro less blank in the face tace but b the contentions they aU all n larts to placing pla Ing How do vou ou au men mean 7 I asks notice ss si s he Guys be Introducing bills and stuff that thal ont I 1 n avo MO 0 no excuse e St to get the admInIstration I n bad or good as the cases cas may mt be b lor l'or exam s some baby beating beating- a 0 i rum on tho Coolidge out to will pass the tip band the tho other to me-to toos me-toos os at the Capitol that the thief chief aint In so good In Minnesota on ot of the tho price of ot the Imported SIs S v Is I cheese they make maleo In that n being do down n a In price All An Tight rIght rIghtA A ds das dais s later some cuckoo Il get gel up in III the House and starts start th the orS going for tor a 0 law that that'll ral raise the tarri on the Imported to ten cents cent a hole Maybe It wont won't wongo t go through bu but that dont don't make e much difference It the Coolidge lads a chance along about next tan tall to hit the hustings out tn in Minnesota with UIs UI's play th t Coolidge and the Ue Republicans were e str ng for lor the growers rowers and anIt it If it at wasn't for tor the Democrats crabbinG the works the bill gone cone through flying a HOT QUESTION Yeh Teb says Bays I but If It all the lads ladson ladson lacon S on the hill bill I Is Ii pIa placing Ing politics 1 ehat hilt would the Democrats wanna w get In bad tor by killing the bill 7 Twin comes back HIgh Dome I gott gotta gotti hand It to 3 ou You Is the only feller teller I ever suet met that's as sImple simple as he be looks In Inthe Inthe Ithe the first place Democrats Democrat In growing the growing cheese sections section ot of MInne- MInne MInnesota Minnesota sota Is 13 just about as thick as blond cotton pIckers In Alabama In the second place If It they figures they the las has got a chance there all they goto tot ot otto to do Is to send a a ballyhoo bab baby out to explain why the they put the bill on the hummer humme Well I asks why did they That B s easy answers Finnegan I 1 aint no smell-binder smell but I could easy get away atay with that II I d 4 tell the lads lade that the reason we Democrats put the skids under the bill bUl bU was because we the thrift tariff on cheese ben raIsed fifty cents a hole and we let no Cheap John John raise e like ten cents go through h That Int no raise Id I'd yelp that's a II In- In Insult suit sult and we gonna stand stanfor 1 for tor nobody Insulting tho tha backbone ot of America Then Then- Then Backbone of f oh eh I cuts In When hen t did cheese get to be that In polities politics explains We Hig Dome the backbone ofis of ot America Americ Is 19 like Ilke poker It chips chips It aint gono no home The backbone Is whore the votes otes Is One week It woul maybe be with the pointers paInters s In the First Ward of ot St Louis the nett week oud b be talking to It 1 at a n meeting of ol the Hackensack Clam Diggers association I Well I remarks I I x kinds thought It was ns the tamers farMer that as M as called the backbone of ot tho the country coun- coun country try That explains High Dome Is Iq 14 because iou ou has heard them bulled by the te politicians more than thi any other gang cans You just wati h the ply phy the bois bos this winter Inter make EC at the rural lads You'll hear GUYs u is-u getting up In Congress that dont don't know a oit t from a pecan I and and weep for tor hours 0 over oer or the rot rot- rotten rotten ro ten pi Ices the jakes Is getting for ti tithe I parsnips thIs year on account of the tariff on sheet zinc or on ftc ftc- account ai count of ot the League of Nations all a 11 depending on the party the talkers talker's with All AH the pi pit piL will bo be at the tho U o farmers this winter Usually the tt- tt c Is split between the apple apple- appl knockers and the laboring classes classe but right now tho laboring classes a Is Knocking about sixteen fish fish per p dont don't don and day eight hours the ono one-gallus need no bulling so lads Is la gonna get the benefit of c all aU the tho blah blab Think Congress 11 II do an thIng I tor for em I I 1 was nas as read read- readIng read In Ine Ing tho the other day where some ol of c them boss bos In Kansis Is down n to their last tol tonu n car an and their wo- wo women wo women men Imen folks tolls has en een e en been seen going 1323 1923 models P to parties In Do an thing for tor or em comes come 3 bo It if they the bade back Finnegan My Iy boy aint eight and three sixty bills Introduced the first day for forthe forthe to the oC o them farmers I It pay payback pa back that ten I o one you ROW HOW You sure Is got confidence I comes come back entitle to 10 ba be Offering them kinda odds but they is some some- something thing I wanted anted to ask asle Y you U for tor a along along long time I aint got nothing against the pl s but hy Is IsIt IsIt It I lont dont ne nc er or see nOb nobody l y to the tho front at Washington to h lp i out bon bank I clerks and the lads In 1 i stores that's working for about twenty tl smackers per week AInt they ne ne er er the backbone of ot the country 11 should the count countr countr- ro to to the mat to lo get a 0 good price for tor a Jakes Jake's alfalfa and not WOI ry none about the doctor bills of ot and the rent money that the poor lad In a ft salaried job cant can't rals raise the jack jaci for tor I aint heard of ot nobody Intro Intro- Introducing I no bills bUls to slip them boa bos enough enough money l to buy e n Inter under under- wear tear ear for tor their kids Seems like to tome tome me that a II farmers farmer's better belter oft off than them gus eu gU s cn c e en when hen he s a broke I yes es sas High Dome but the bobos you Is talking about dont don't work ork In cahoots and dont don't take talo their politics serious The I farmers keeps after atter their hair congress congress- congressmen congressmen men and make malee em hustle Ill I'll bet they aint one guy In ten In New Nev NewYork York for tor Instance who ei e knows the name cuckoo that's In Congress from his district or even seen him but out in the e Fourth district of ot Iowa they aint i a year three kid kit that aint tak- tak taken en a fall tall the len on account the of-the oC the price of ot to tos s Know who also ho the going up Congress Congress- Congressman this district man Is from I didn't ezen eHn kno knowe we had one I admits admIt but getting back to Con Con- ContI L 61 tI ess hat v hat do iou ou think they the do to make mako It worth north keep keep- keepIng tog Ing Ing- Ing Well sass sas Finnegan in tn the first place they cut the number of ot per diem drawers from tron about the fits hundred down to a bun bun- hun hun- The wa way It stands now about eight gu s does all alt the work nork ork nl 1 the e other babies dont don't do nothing but get ret In the way of ot the feet teet ot of the busy bo boS s got BO so many manyIn manyin man in the House now non that sometimes a 0 be member for tor tight eight yeatS without finding hI bi his desk and nhen hen I he does find It It takes eleven more mor e ears tor for the to notice hes he's he sitting at It I dont don't see sec I remarks where cutting down the help much i What s a the difference It if fifty guys guy is talking all the time and not sa- sa saIng sa ing nothing 01 om the fi hundred Is doIng g the tho same ame It 11 ii help this way say lIay High Higl I Dome It 11 Ii cut down the tho expenses I Iwon won t It It don t cost so much to buy stationery for tor th the file e hundred as asfor a for lift fUt Suppose a state like Mis- Mis Missouri Mis had only two and they got 15 A Jl a 5 ear car apiece You'd get a better class of or boos bo runnIng for tor the job wouldn't you Right now 80 SO per cent of ot the him bini bimbos bos boa In tho House are lawyers that tha wasn't good pod enough to drag down fise se flie enty-flie e hundred fish at their thel chores hores and most of the others Is 1 just jul plain politicians who aint nei ne nc er er cc ii worked tor for a 0 living Sounds all nil right ba bas baI bais I I r hut but bu hat nhat what's all this got to do with what Congress h rs gonna do this season Aint I told tol 1 ion ou Ott 3 elps elIS Finne Finne- Finnegan san gan an They is gonna play politics and like iou ou that dont don't take no Interest In hats hat's goIng coln stand for It as per usual Im I'm tell Not me says sal's I gonna the Congressman from this dl dietrict wh- wh where whre re be he heads In What'd ou say his was How do I know returns HIgh Dome |
