Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-11-25 | Page 7 | Tom Sims Says

NILS I 1 n t A couple can live Uve on oa lov love 11 U love has baa a Job Some women make their way athers marry and have their way wat Open fires are re much better than team steam heat helt Imagine a getting real Ireal mushy hy about a r radiator 1 tor Everywhere you see suggestions for tor b beautifying the home Our SUi sug sue Is la to lower er the he tent rent Eat Bab all the cabbage e you can can It ItI I will be he scarce next Y year Jar Campaign cigars must mu t be made of something Never start an argument with a aman aman aman man bIggest big than you unless you like lIh being called a liar You never novel know hoy boyr well off ott OU are until you are not It takes takee two to make a couple but only one to make a divorce Nothing In a name Mr Snow ill is isa n a bIg game ame hunter In hi d Africa This year will soon goon be gone and so will next year Even a 8 y else Ise man mad and his hig money are soon parted by a 8 coal man mall It makes a girl mad when her fellow steals a kiss and madder still If It he doesn't steal iteal It tom rom her Learning to fight lent Is easy All you au have han to do Is go around saying ex ox exactly whit what you think Being a movie star atar Is la like being a member of the human race Some mike make a million and some nothing There would be more perfect gen gen- gentlemen gentlemen In the world It If they were not considered perfect bores The models girl is perfectly shocking because men med ar are so eo Sax Sax- anxious ious lous to become shock absorbers Women take uke better care of ot their hands than men This however lanot Is not true of o their poker hands bands The girl who knows knows the men come to See Bee h her r and not to hear he-ar her never dies an ah old maid These big cloaks the tho women are wearing tl H like parachutes ac Movies aro popular because ac lions speak lounder than words word I Watch the autos You cant can't tell tellI I what they are ire driving at at Next thing to perpetual motion Is a boy hoy to study A river In fn Utah has been official official- officially officially ly named sounding like a few radio stations Insurance Ins company finds dogs ere are the best beat burglar alarms They are until a 8 burglar steals them Salt Lake City man shot ahot at a awalter walter waiter twice While a little rash this will wUl keep one awake A popular slogan seems to bl be Millions for or culture but not one coat cont for or agriculture The smartest man In our neigh neighborhood barks at every man he sees carrying a walking stick sUck It Is 19 not against the law to think your neighbors are awful but It is 19 isan Isan an awful waste of time Men running for tor or office should be benice benice benice nice to 10 tho the women Most women control a vote and a voter Trains Trains are carrying radio outfits TheIr cowcatchers have been en broad broad- broadcasting broadcasting casting stations always When a girl tells a II man she likes him better then than ever It Is a sign Christmas Is coming You often orten see two men calling each other liars Ilan and know both of them are 10 telling the truthA truth A year on Mercury Is la only 88 days making Thanksgiving come around every three months month Science has a now new substitute for tor tea lea and coffee cottee but bul restaurants have been using one for or years With only a few cw weeks of 1923 to play the score shows the coal deal deal- dealers dealers ers era have havo won Modern politeness consists of o a aman aman mon man offering his seat to a lady when he gets off the street car News frOm rom Paris French offer America wino wine for tor or wheat We often make booze out of rye and corn Scientists are ere digging up strange thick skulls In California Is It an nn another other movie scandal The sun never sets sete on American legion posts poste or on scandals In the war department Do you use sheets at your house They are dangerous In Roston Doston burglars tied a man with one Two sisters slaters met In n New York First time In 16 years Bet Det one said Wheres my earrings Y 1 Distant earthquakes earthquake reported In n Washington Real Roal ones Instead of coming session of congress We Wo can all be thankful every Thanksgiving that shirts dont don't set get dirty M ae quickly In winter You never have havo to sit around and beg bel a s phonograph to play ply Profiteers were wore charging so hard bard when the armistice was signed they haven't been able to stop atop yet Ford Fords Ford's stand on tho the question Is le simple Ho He will refuse It unless he The rhe world gets faster tuter A man can ean get married In one minute or drink himself to death In halt hall a minute