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Show I JUST FOR FUN Bt Hl3 Caution. Hoping Against Hope. Bj Mr. White I understand, Smath- Lord Londonderry tolls a talo. Hj ere, that your church la about to go which convoys Its own moral, about Hl Into court to suo certain dclln- an Irishman In his employ. 'Twas Hf Quont worshipers for pew rent. on the everlasting- subject of Irc- Hi Bruddor Sinathcrs Ynssah; on'y land's "wrongs. "Wo'll not get homo H I doesn't call folks dat won't pay rulo for Iroland," said this son ot H do Lawd dicr honest 'debtedncss Erin, "till Germany, Prance, Rus- PJAbhW wuhahlppahs. Bla and America givo thorn blay- H Mr. Whlto What do you call Snards of Englishmen a good bat- H thorn? ting." lifter a pause ho added Bruddor Smathore Ne'm mind, proudly: "And, bogor. t' whole lot H sah. No'm mind whit I calls 'om. of 'om nhovod tobetber couldn't do H I' called ono of 'cm what I callod it! Oh, It's tho grand navy -we've . him dls mawnLn' an' he kicked mo Got!" M. A. P. Hp1 in do head wid a rock! National K Monthly. Copied. H "How did you gret this speech ot j Only One Obstacle, Bnmpton'e?" aakod tlio odltor. H Benevolent Person You havo "Took somo of It down while bo H boon laid up for six months and was sptiaklng, and some I copied H unablo to get work! What was from his manuscript," replied the H your complaint? reporter. H ! Tho Man From Pentridgo Prls- "But this reference to loud ap- H on (mournfully) Th walla was plauso, how did you get that? Was H too 'Igh, kind lady,. Tlt-Bitg. thero any applause?" H. "No, sir; I took that from the : A Barometer. manuscript!" Yonkers Statesman. H "Biggin's friendship scorns to H flatter you." More Than Wild. H "It doesn't flatter mo," said tho "Your brother Joe's boy is in- H cynical statesman, "but it en- cllned to bo a little wild, ain't B courages me. Ho Is one of thoeo ho?" H people who novor trouble them- "Wild ain't no name fer Mm. H selves to bo affable except to thoso Sometimes that boy don't seem to H i 'who are regarded as liable to have havo no more sense than a collego H , Bomo pull." Now York Hornld. stndont." Chicago Record -Horald. K ; Incautious Exposure. Physics Professor (aftor long- H "Larry, what have you been do- winded proof) And now, gentlc- B Ing to your noso?" men, wo got X equals 0. H; I "Th other ruornln,' sor, I let It Sleepy Voice (from rear of H pel In th' way av a bigger roan's room) Gee. all that work for B- flaht." Chicago Tribune nothing. Ynlo Record. |