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Show JUST FOR FUN . A Useful Remedy. Little 4-year-old Billy was visiting his neighbor, Jerry. Billy showed every ev-ery evidence of a bad cold. Jerry's mother asked with grave solicitude: "Don't your mother gie ou anything any-thing for your cold, Billy?" Whereupon Billy answered, feeling In all his pockets, at once: "Yes, ma'am; sit gives me a clean handkerchief." January LIppIncott's. Too Many To Keep In Mind. Teacher What was the brand of Cain? Johnny Dunno; I can't keop trnck 6f all the trade marks. Exchange. Bargain Expert's Roward. A little girl upon being shown her twin brothers, which had arrived the night before on Mr. Stork's fast express, ex-press, said: "Woll, mother Is always getting bargains." The Delineator. His Limitations. "George," said Mrs. Youngfathor. "here's a story of a New York policeman police-man who all alone stopped a band of howling anarchists. Could jjou do that, George7" "Who, me?" cried Mr. Youngfathor. Youngfath-or. "Why, I can't even stop a howling baby." And ho resumed his walk. Clove-land Clove-land Plain Dealer. Inside and Out. Speaker Joe. Cannon, at a dinner, said soothingly to a young suffragette suffra-gette "After all, you know, thero is room for both men and women In this world. Men have their work to do and womi en theirs. "It Is tho womnu'a work to provide for the Inner man, and (t la the man's work to provide for tho outer woman." Washington Horald. ' Couldn't Down Him. on That. "Mentifin tho namo of some well-known well-known Greok," said " the teacher of tho Juvenile class in- history "George," spoko up Uao curly haired hair-ed little boy. "George who?' "I don't know tho rest of his namo, ma'am. Ho comes around to our nouso evory Thursday with bananas an' oranges." or-anges." Chicago Tribune. |