OCR Text |
Show 2 t,i t. Wwk SUMS Trimmed 'Em! "I just heard him say he was in close touch with the heads of several big organizations!" "Yes, he's a barber!" The Truth First Actor I played Hamlet once, in the West. Second Actor Did you have a long run? First Actor Seven miles. Entreating Now Diner 7 would like to change my order. or-der. Waitress Yes, sir, what would you like to make it? "I think I'd belter make it a petition." His Trouble Modern Orator My friends, I am full of uncertainty. Then a number of people in the audience looked at one another and hoarsely whispered: "He must have had hash for dinner." |