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Show are fakes, but the bills all seem to be genuine. They used to hand people stulfej doughnuts on April l. Now all you are likely to see are stuffed shirts. The American people want to keep out of war. Some say that t oaccomplish that, they have to kee pout of matrimony. oh yea!! mmm Some people complain that they are asked to buy too many tickets. tic-kets. And some say that the tickets tic-kets that worry them most are those attached to the handles of their automobile doors. Peoole ask what can be done to thaw out the frozen assets. The first tiling would seem to be to thaw out a lot of frozen feet. Some men say that before March 15 thev worry about making out. their income tax return, nad after af-ter March 15 they worry on how they are going to pay the tax. The American people are told to sliced up their preparation for defense. Here hi Siniihliekl they at least are willing to speed up i their automobiles. Someone asks how the men ran bo. induced to behave correctly in heir vavie.is activities. One good wa vis- to make every night a laities' nieht. The boys are told they have to tie-lit to defend their rights. They a'To willing to fight the smaller kids. Among the reasons which the boys can give fo rlhe broken windows, win-dows, is that Ma loosened the glass by constantly washing them, so they were ready to fall apart. Some of the April First gifts |