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Show mE BINGHAM NEWS ' r IP? The Man Who Takes CareW f His Money YoScountwJl be welcomed mi properly cared Bingham State Bank BINGHAM, UTAH OFFICERS Armstrong:, 1st Vice Prw. T ? Sherman C.' R Adderly! Vice Pres. Arth-ur M. Thomat, Cahlr . PCRVIClT' Service that 8imp,.y must 1)6 MITANS riTDVN rendered with the utmost con tjiiij nrNnrn sideration is our vernin CHI principle. We do everything-- to TH in MP I U L'UkIIiVJL I relieve you of worriment. O'Donnell & Co. ED O'DONNELL, Local Mgr. FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND EMBALMERS . Bingham Canyon Phone 17 Main Office, Salt Lake City. Phone Waiatch 6411 "Girls are just like houses nowa-days," says Mr. Grant. "They're shinned on top, painted in front, and empty Bingham Bakery Co. Bread, Cakes and Pastry of all kinds MADE IN BINGHAM We Specialize in Wedding and Birthday Cakes. GIVE US ONE TRIAL AN D YOU WILL FORGET THE SALT LAKE BAKERIES. Phone 187 Bingham Bingham and Garfield Railway Company Through Daily Package Car Service from Salt Lake City is operated in connection with the Union Pa-cific System. Semi-weekl- y iced refrigerator cars in summer and heated refrigerator cars in winter are operated for convenience of patrons receiving ship-ments of perishable freight. T. II. PERLEYWITS, A. W. MALY, . Asst. Gen. Freight Agent, Agent Salt Lake City, Utah Bingham, Utah This Minute our Price May Seem a Bit Sour BUT Our Qualitys' Sweet, Lasts More Than an Hour WE GUARANTEE ALL OUR WORK CITY SHOE REPAIR SHOP C Parodi. Propr. 533 Main Street ABOVE CITY HALL SAY IT WITH FLOWERS Give us your oiders for all Kinds ot FLOWERS Potted Plants and Ferns O'Donnell Undertak-ing Co. Phone 17 LARK MERCANTILE I' 'J GENERAL MERCHANDISE . FRESH AND CURED MEATS ! 'I LARK, UTAH New Wasatch Hotel 'Sunshine in Every Room" For accomodations like home, stop at 78 WEST BROADWAY SALT LAKE CITY i GAS that is Really Gas Your Last Chance on Leaving Bingham To Get Oil and Gas for your Car at Salt Lake City Prices WE OPERATE TWO GROCERY STORES Steve Amicone Grocery Co. 12 Main Street Bingham, Utah D. PEZZOPANE FRESH MEATS AND FISH Fancy Imported and Domestic Groceries Foreign Money Orders l$m?Mr and Drafts llftlM&Vvi Banco of Naples Correspon- - STEAMSHIP AGENT feygjS C J NOTARY PUBLIC SSsjC 541 MAIN STREET BINGHAM FLOWERS' For Every Occasion Wedding, Birthday and Dancing Parties a Specialty Funeral Designs At Moderate Prices Mrs. JAMES NERDIN 358 Main Street Phone 310 i The Copper Hotel THE MOST MODERN HOTEL IN BINGHAM FIREPROOF THROUGHOUT A. E. FOUNDULAKIS, Manager PETE PITCHIOS, Proprietor 541 Main Street Phone 418 Bingham STOP AT THE Modern Hotel Neat, Clean and Home-lik- e. """ i FOR LATEST STYLES DRESSMAKING 6ee Mrs. Alfred Nelson 461 Main Street Over the Bingham Furniture Company's Store Next door to the Bingham Hospital ' I . Cadillac Expert Ambulance Attendants Ambulance Service Co. To any Hospital in Salt Lake City $25.00 Phone phone Salt Lake, Was. 4040 Bingham 17 When in Salt Lake stop at THE ALTON HOTEL Modern Clean Q uiet Rates: $1.00 day and up Sam Lyte, Manager 138 South State FOR SALE Thirty Rooms of Furniture in the CALIFORNIA HOTEL Will also rent or lease the build-ing after the furniture has been disposed of. A chance of a life-time for someone desirious of making money. Apply Jim ROLANDO 590 Main St. Bingham, Utah ingr spick and span inside these days. That even Senator Smoot has begun his Economy work. That the congressman who is aching to get a nice fat appro-priation for his district will not be anxious to hear Senator Smoot's next speech. That many an autoist has saved a lot of lives by not driv-ing the way his wife wanted him to do. That doctors and telephone girls keep a lot of secrets under their hats. But say don't those girls look wise sometimes. That it is alright not to hate anybody, but it is advisable not to try to please everybody. That old livery horses in many instances had more sense than their drivers, but the same can-not be said of the automobile. That one good reason for keep ing out of jail is one don't meet very nice people there. Did It Ever Occur toYou That money is everything to the man that hasn't any. That the weather man kind of fooled us on April Fool's Day. That the shadow is often blacker than the real trouble. That the champion liar still blows his horn. That the Ephriam sheep-sheare- rs are a lively bunch. That the restaurant business in Bingham is by no means con-nected with any of the U. S. Mints notwithstanding rumors to the contrary. That references to wine are eliminated from a new transla-tion of the Bible recently pub-lished. Why make the Bible to lit the talk of the preachers? That both houses of the Idaho legislature have passed a bill, giving land owners a right to say whether aviators shall fly over their property But suppose the aviators fly over the property are they going to shoot them down ? That music is getting to be so complicated that one can hardly tell if its the neighbor's phono-graph, radio or if its the kids fighting. That it is a hard proposition these days to find the where-withal to get drunk, yet there are New York physicians who announce they have advised a method of sobering a drunken man in a very few minutes. That the faster the tongue wags, the slower the brain works That a fellow can take a lot of punishment when the crowd shouts its confidence. That Willard Evans was very generous in distributing his can-dy on April Fool's day he even got The Chief Deputy and the Town Attorney. That Hate is a failure. Euro-pean nations might try unsel-fishness as a last resort. That if some doctor abused a man's stomach as he abuses it, he would want to fight the Doc-tor. That an English paper wrote of a fellow who exceeded the speed limit when passing anoth-er car. He was driving at the excessive speed of twenty miles an hour. Where would the Bingham autoists get off in that swift country? That it is a smart man who can tell all he knows in five min-utes and if he is smart he won't tell it. That married men have sym-pathy for bachelors and bache-lors have sympathy for married men. That is why they get so well together. That it used to be said of the farmer that he always had the living anyway, there is one as-surance however, he always has the scenery. That great catastrophes al-ways remind the human family that the people of any race are brothers. That the employees are ever indebted to the builders of the R. C. Gemmell memorial. That it cannot be expected the devil will try to make hell sat-isfactory to the chronic kickers. That an old fashioned practi-tioner is a doctor who can lance a boil without a nurse and two assistants. That men respect you for the things you stand for, and de-spise you for the things you fall for. That if a maif has been im- - mune up to the age of fifty, there is yet a good chance for him to get bitten. That never in the histoiy of the camp was there such a num-ber of peddlers. That Postmaster Boyd Bar-nard is anxious to see the people of Bingham have their every need attended to satisfactorily in his line of business. That the Town Hall is look- - TOWN ( FF1CIALS OF BING-HAM CANYON Dr. F. E. Straup, President. F. W. Quinn, Clerk. Board Members, Dan Fitzger-ald, R. H. Kenner, Art Soren-se- n and C. L. Countryman. Town Marshal, W. F. Thomp-son. Night Patrolmen, John Mitch-ell and Si Jones. Attorney, A. C. Cole. Water Master, Wm. Robbins. Health Officer, H. N. Standish NOTICE GILLETTE RAZOR USERS v Smooth-edg- e Safety Razor Blades for Gillette Razors only. 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