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Show t TI1K BINGHAM NEWS Crack Rifle Team Composed of Coeds WhM Tin -- fr ttI,; uii fr hi i- -: ? ... v? it I'liotograph of the University of WUcousln coed rltla team. The glrlg are all crack shots and are tralued by reg-ular army olllcers. FairyTalfe Bonner vfii& THE FARM'S SPRINGTIME When everyone whs fiiKt asleep In Hie furm house mill on tlie farm, MIs-- tress Springtime ill fed waved her spring-tim- e greetings over them all so that when tliey got up the nett morning they all felt that spring whs In the air. 'Neigh, nelKli !" mild the goml old horse. "Spring Is In the nlr. I feel It. 1 must he ready to plow the fields now. "lhere Is lots that must he done On Their Way to V'101 school. """ i,i,s1i:t, and 1 feel Its gentle Influence In the air. "Somehow It feels like spring to-day," said the farmer. "I must start my planting." "I've got lots of Ideas for my gar-den this year," said the farmer's wife. "You know it does feel Just like spring today." The children gathered little blos-soms on their way to school and as the soft spring air came In the school win-dows they found it hard to think of anything else but the woods, and flowers that might he out, and birds that might have arrived for the sum-mer, and walks that would he so lovely, and games to be played now that It seemed so pleasant. "Spring has come, grunt, grunt," said Grandfather I'orky IMg. "I have a good spring appetite." "So have I, squeal, squeal." said Master I'lnk Tig. "I'd enjoy a good meal now," said I'orky IMg. "Iteally the spring Is giv-ing me an appetite." "I'd like u bite myself," said Mrs. Tlnky I'lg. "So would I," said Tlnky Pig's mother. "Spring certainly Is In the air. I hadn't any appetite for quite a while and now I feel uiy old self again," said Miss I In in. "Squeal, squeal, no one could have noticed your luck of appetite, Miss Hani, but they could have noticed mine, squeal, sque.il," said Hrother Iincon. "Hut I think I could eat again now." "I have a springtime appetite," said Sammy Sausage. "Squeal, squeal, I most certulnly have." "So have I, grunt, grunt," said little Gru titer. "I could eat a morsel of food, too, squeal, squeal," said little lilack Squealer. "Ah, for a nice ref-- t In the mud and a good banquet," said Sir Percival Pork. "Not a bnd Idea, not a bnd Idea," said Sir Benjamin Hacon. a pleasant day," said Red Top the Booster. "Cackle, cackle," said Mrs. Hen, "a pleasant day indeed, Hed Top." "Quack, quack," said Mrs. Duck, "I Teel Just like a brook party. I do be-lieve I'll give one.' All the ducks waddled after Mrs. Duck, who led the way down to the pond. said Sir William Goat, otherwise known es Billy Goat, "I must have a walk around the barn-yard and see w hat there Is to eat. A walk will help my appetite and make It something of which I may be Justly proud." "Baa, baa, baa," said the little lambs, "we love to play this lovely day." said Jota, the cat, "I must have a nice sleep In the sunshine. It will do me good. Then a cupful of warm milk and all will be well." "Gobble, gob-ble," said the tur-keys, "the little turkeys are be-coming stronger every one of these fine spring days. "Gobble, gob- - ble. gobble, they re rd Enjoy a Good a lovely little lot Mea Now of turkeys." So, everything and everyone on the farm felt that Springtime had visited them, for though thsy didn't actually know of her visit to them the night before, they all said that spring was certainly in the air. HELP FOR MOTHERS OF AILING DAUGHTERS Mrs. Qulgg and Mrs. Betton Tell in the Following Letters What Is Best To Do I wjth girls who have thse troubles." ' Mrg.QuiGa, 210 Main Stxctt, Hoy. if7, V Mr. Betton't Letter - v Ridgfly, Md. "I want to toll yon " jk JV how much good your Vonctabla Com- - ' v Pt pound has done my daughter. Be-- o. ylr ttr --'V ir8 Bhe "tarted taking your medi-- 1 I ? cine ahe was in a nervous, run-dow- n yiM v 4 .. condition, bo that ahe could hardly giepp at night She always bad a pain " . fHv " in her sida and sometimea cramps no v " " Uiat en6 w0"'11 nave to go to bed. "" if? v . She ia a schoolgirl and was going to - Is school only half the time becnuse she & i was bo weak and ron-dow- n ne could f If J not atand it to walk tliere some days, j ' f tfv'V - She was this way for three or four ' i ' J r years. She had been reading your I ?v s dvcrtl8cmenUin the different newa-- i h A papers and sho noticed that some of ft J " " ' ' 'x I the girls and women had suffered just bs she had. So she took Lydia 13. o ui?n"V m?. JfYi!'.?o"S ?a. I'inkham'a Vegetable Compound and Itoveraford. Ta. - "My daughter is lot better. With the first bottle from the time she was 13 everybody could see a big change. Tars old, and when ahe was 15 she She can go to school every day and was irregular and also had aevero can eat just as much as any one elne, headaches and pains in her sides and when before Bho did not have any back She was this way about six appetite. We have told others about months before I began giving her the medicine, and we are pwfcctJy Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Com- - willing for you to use these facts as regularly although she had a testimonial. We are a so wil.ing to ESS it beiore It helid her very answer letters from other women Such. She is not bothered by head- - concerning the help daughter haa ache. backaches,orcramps any more, rece.ved ?rom theJo' and has not missed but one days work, pound." - Mrs. We recommend it to other mothers lUdgely, Maryland. (MOTHER- :- Fletcher's Cas- - toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub-- T etitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, s- -- Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared fori Infants in arms and Children all ages. To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it It Is difficult to persunde men that the love of virtue Is the love of them-selves. What happens to you 1,000 mllel from liome Is always Interesting. ii, j LowicosLTransportetion Star (ff Cars THE STAR SEDAN The incomparable Star chassis, the Million-Dolla- r Star Motor and the modern roomy and comfortable body of the Star Sedan offer a total value per dollar of cost that warrants first consideration by all of the millions who seek low-co- st transportation. 2292 Star owmers report an average cost of 114 cent per mile for mechanical repairs and replacements. 2292 owners report an average of 23 8 10 miles per gallon of ga. 2292 owners report an average of 9817 miles per set of tires. To drive their cars it cost these owners on the average of 2 110 cents per mile for gasoline, oil, tires and mechanical repairs and replacements. This sort of low cost transportation is of vital interest to any man or woman who travels. Ask the nearest Star Car Dealer to give you more detailed facts. Sur Cxi Prices f. o. b. Luuinc, Mich. Touring $140 RooJsttr $140 Ceupt 7JJ 2 Dotr Sttian t730 Stdan $820 Commirdal Cbauis $443 ' DURANT MOTORS . INC Broadway at J7th Street, New York Dtlm i Strmt Ststitu Thnthnl tbt UtittJ Suns U Cmi FlANTSi Elisabeth, N. J., laoaioa. Mich., Oakland. CiU Toronto. Oct Like Mammoth Projectile on Eight Huge Drive Wheels I i n fTSir""" I I 4 l:&& r - Vu. --J --j H The most powerful locomotive now In use on the Paris, Lyons & Mediterranean railroad, Just built In France, to hauls heavy express trains. The monster weighs 118 tons and Is more than fifty feet long. Chimney Watte Checked Most of the furnaces and many of the Inter designs lost a large percentage of their hent through the chimney. Klectrlcal engineers arc now beginning to cheek this waste with new dcvlres, To dnte they have suc-ceeded In converting Into energy 03 per cent of the heat units of the fuel used. Toothache Closed School Mrs. liessle Hooper has a school of one pupil near Kelso, Wash. One, day recently her pupil developed a severe toothache and school was closed whlla the teacher took her to the nearest dentist. H took two days to maka the trip, get the tooth doctored and return. WARNS OF NEW QUAKE I Prof. KIrtlcy F. Mather of the de-partment of geology, Harvard uni-versity, who gays that another earth-quake, comparable to the recent one In Intensity, Is due In a few months in North America, though there Is no real danger to be looked for. Peoria Woman Now a Duchess N A I - J - I j ' Margaret Clarke, daughter of the late Charles Corning Clarke of Peoria, 111., former mayor of that city, has Just become the brldo of Fllippo Carrac-clol-duke of Mellto. The wedding took place in Florence and the young couple are spending the honeymoon on the shores of the Mediterranean. Extreme Meet Tho National Georgraphlc society tells us that within the last few dec-ades only two Eskimos have been overcome by heat one In Hollywood and the other In hndes. Wllliuins Pur-ple Cow. Building Sets Record During the past three years there has for new building In the United States somewhere be-- . tween $11,MM),(hki,(MK) and $10,000,-000,00- 0, and the year 1021 has seen a larger amount expended for hulldlrn tliun any previous year. WILLING TO LOSE DAN June Cnstleton of Boston, Mass., wife of Dan Caswell, heir to mil-lions, who has agreed that their "per-fect marriage" Is not so perfect, and . they are to have a "nice friendly divorce." June Is a former Follies flrl Holstein Sets New Butter Record x - "-.- ife i Illinois Homestead I'iebe Bonheur, pure-bre- d Holstein, bred and developed by the college of agriculture, University of Illinois, has set a new Illinois record In milk and butter-fa- t production for Junior of all breeds, by producing 20,509.4 pounds of milk and 712.32 pounds of fat In a year. Tbl Is equivalent to 800.39 pounds of butter. Good Car "Pa, does tlie Lord own a Simple Six, too?" "Great Scott, no, son. Whatever put that Into your head?" "Well, at Sunday school we had'a hymn that went, 'If I love the Lord, when I die He will take me home on high.' "Wallace Farmer. Jammed Hit Finger t Old Gentleman What are you cry-ing for, my little man? Little Man Boohool Dad spanked me 'cause I Jammed my fingers. "I'm sure that wasn't your fault, j Where did you Jam them?" "Boohoo I In the Jam-jar- ." |
