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Show I.ova lBadly Handicapped. Maude George, I don't think I ought to marry you, for I don't believe you love me one bit. George (ardently) Why, my darling, I am passionately, desperately, madly in love with you. I worship the very-Maude very-Maude You talk well enough, George, but those letters you wrote mo when you were away were so cold and distant they froze my ln-art. One would think you were writing to your washerwoman washer-woman about her bill. George (slowly) Maude, I was engaged en-gaged to a girl once before, and when she sued me for breach of promise prom-ise all my letters to her were read iu open court. N. Y. Weekly, |