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Show MATRIMONIAL MATTERS Warren Pe'ty and Miss Margaret Funk of Siliua were married in the temple Tuesday. Louis Millar and Maria Anderson were married at the residence of the brides parents, this city, Saturday last-Justice last-Justice Nelson amclated. Charles Cox may be seen on the streets with a great big smile on his visage. Cause, a boy. This new addition to the world's population Brrived Monday Mon-day night. Mr. Walter Toliistrop and Miss Mamie Schroder were united last Friday evening even-ing at the residence of the brides parents in Salina, Justice Roper of Gunnison officiated, and a gay throng were present to see the young people embark on the sea of life. Ed, Price of Salt Lake and Miss Maria Hall of this city, were married in this city Monday at the residence of the brides parents. Justice Alex. Tennant officiating, The young couple left for Salt Lake yesterday where they will make their home, Cupid Reid, during the week, issued permits to wed to the following named persons: Warren Petty and Margery Fuuk of Sterling; Nelson Cottom and Sarah Twitchen, of Garfield county; Jas. Jones and Johanna Frost of Ephraim; Soren Jorgensen and Leny Nelson of Deseret; E. E. Price of Salt Lake and Maria Hall of this city. Of love, sweet love, the poet dreams. But when hunting a bouse 'tis not what It seems. Young man. having purchased a new set of wisdom teeth from Dr. Stacey and having borrowed Peter Poulson's 'specs" we feel quite ovd-like and have a few words to say to yon : Vf,lnlnrtk rant that. mofri monial ventures are becoming alarmingly alarming-ly scarce in our community and matrimonial matri-monial ad-ventures are quite nnmerons in otherilocalities also that we all do, It seems to us that it is about time that some of onr young men were getting into in-to the notion of taking nnto themselves a fco;s, of the feminine gender; but mascaline pnrscaaiou, in other terms (cash in advance prefered) take nolo themselves a wife, the latter is not to be taken literally, We do not mean that you, yonng man, should take a wife unto yourself, because that is not the law and her husband might object. But take a young lady to your heart and homp, ;l;e latter is as essential as the f rmer, and gat some worthy parson or bishop to ' tit" a knot, and be sure and have him tie a lovers knot, that yon might not have occasion to have the knot untied, for an untied knot is not a knot. Some 5 oung man may say, "not I, I am too poor to get married. I have no property." Yonng man that Is the way to get property, marry the girl and she is yonrj, and when yon introduce a friend yon can fay Mr. Joque this Is my wife, and Mr. Joque will say he greatly admires your treasure, whether hi does or not. and yon will then feel prond or your jewel, yonr property. But young man we have some advice to offer. Do everything yoi please or your wife asks you, except "hunt a house." Never go honse hunting! Send a friend one that likb's yon very much and for whom yon care but little. Don't go yourself and don't let your wife go, for If you do your mutual matrimonial air castles will vanish so quickly tbatyoa will be proposing to another glil In less than six months, and your present choice will marry yonr rival because she wHl be gifted with better judgement than she now possesses. |