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Show The following pithy little composition was picked up oa the streets and handed in Wednesday. If it was written by one of onr ambitious young woman'8 rights women and intended for the sole edification of the ladies at the suffrage meeting this afternoon we beg a thou sand pardons fer getting this "scoop" on the ladies, thns giving all our readers the benefit. This is how it reads: Mrs. President, fellow-wimmin and male trash generally I am here for the purpose of disensslng woman's rights, re cussing her wrongs and cassing the men. Applause. I believe sexes were created perfectly equal, with the women a littlo more equal than the meu. Timorous plau-dlts.l plau-dlts.l I also believe that the world would be happier today if man had never existed-General existed-General exchange of approving smiles As a success man is a failure, and I bless my stars my mother was a wonan. Tremendous applause I not only maintain these principles, but I maintain a shiftless husband besides. be-sides. iTears and sobs, (P. 8. We plead guilty to writing the words in brackets Ed.) -Bugler |