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Show NO, NEED FOR ALARM CLOCK In the City There Are Various Announcements An-nouncements Telling of the Time to Arise. The Woman overheard a commuter commu-ter and a city man talking one day about the relative merits of living in the city or the country. The Chicago Chi-cago man maintained that the main advantage was that one living in tlx" city didn't have to get up as early in the morning. "That reminds me," said the commuter. com-muter. "I must buy an alarm clock today. It's too dark these mornings to trust to luck to wake up." "Ah, another reason for living in the city we don't need alarm clocks," exclaimed the city man. The commuter questioned this, so the city man hastened to explain. "Well, you see, my apartment is on a court, and every five minutes between be-tween 7 and 7 :30 each morning ten or fifteen alarms go off, so that I have never found the need of a clock." The Woman smiled ' to herself. Her apartment is on a court also," but it's a six-o'clock baby or io across the court that rouses her each day. Exchange. |