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Show AROUND THE CITY The crook regards a policeman as foeman worthy of his steal. If yoa are going to cast your bread upon the waters, don't tie a stone to It Fools and children tell the truth, but the tombstone is in a class by itself. The uncertainties of life shouldn't worry the people who always expect cue worst. Too many cooks spoil the broth, but lots of people don't like broth anyway. Nell "What a beautiful color Maude has." Belle "Yes, I wonder if it runs." Fortunately the people who have money to burn can't take it with them when they die. The palmy days of the drama have disappeared forever. Ne-er again will eggs be cheap enough to throw. Women are naturally economical. A man pays well for his experience, but a woman wants hers at bargain rates. The cynical bachelor observes that on the sen of matrimony divorce is the result of mal de mer of the nffee-tions. |