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Show FLYING CHAFF If a man has nothing else to spend he can spend his vacation at home. An Irish philosopher says that the only way to keep a baby quiet Is to let it howl. At the age of sixty most heroes would like to exchange their laurel wreaths for hair. F ew people, would know of your troubles If you knew enough to keep them under cover. The man who tells tiresome stories usually manages to finish them In spite of interruptions. A kind word often does more good than a dollar, but most of us would rather have the dollar. Should you ever have occasion to express your sympathy for a poor relation, re-lation, mail him a check. A man never generates mure enthusiasm en-thusiasm than when he Is trying to sell something he has no use for. |