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Show Professor Felicia. I have just dis- covered a now star. His spouse As if you couldn't spend your time j better trying to discover me a cook! Paris Le Journal Tmusant. j "He careful of the woman, Jim she's dangerous." "What do you mean? Has she got a husband she ! : doesn't want, or hasn't she got one she does want?" Pitt Panther. ? Dibbs What's your opinion of the Malthusian theory? Dabbs Aw. it i ! takes a regular brewmaster to turn (out any malt, beverage fit to en- i thuse over Buffalo Express. ; Mrs. Gawler I expect your baby ; will be- much larger when I see her f "gain. Mrs. Sharp I hope so. " ' ; son Telegram. i Hp Where you come from are all i the girls as pretty as you are? She I I don't know, sir I only notice the boys. Paris Sans Gene. I He And why do you think I am , a poor judge of human nature? She i Because you have such a good opinion of yourself. New York !j Globe. |