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Show IN THE WAY HE SHOULD GO Father Determined to Spare No Pains in the Proper Upbringing of . His Offspring. In Chicago they tell of the great pride which the parents of a certain lad take in him. Father is determined to make him a great business man, a veritable captain of industry. One day the mother heard loud screams emanating from an adjoining adjoin-ing room and rushed in to investigate the cause. Father was vigorously administering ad-ministering chastisement to the young hopeful. "James! James1. Why are you thrashing Harry?" demanded the wife. "Because I caught him in a lie, that's why," said the father, continuing the thrashing. "A lie? You say a lie?" "Yes! I will teach him to lie better than that if I have to break every bone in his body !" |